of pencil or paper; he understood finance and railway
business thoroughly, and the machinery of Russian
administration had no secrets for him; he was a most
skilful pleader in civil suits, and it was not easy
to get the better of him at law. But that exceptional
intelligence could not grasp many things which are
understood even by some stupid people. For instance,
he was absolutely unable to understand why people
are depressed, why they weep, shoot themselves, and
even kill others; why they fret about things that
do not affect them personally, and why they laugh
when they read Gogol or Shtchedrin . . . . Everything
abstract, everything belonging to the domain of thought
and feeling, was to him boring and incomprehensible,
like music to one who has no ear. He looked at
people simply from the business point of view, and
divided them into competent and incompetent.
No other classification existed for him. Honesty
and rectitude were only signs of competence.
Drinking, gambling, and debauchery were permissible,
but must not be allowed to interfere with business.
Believing in God was rather stupid, but religion ought
be safeguarded, as the common people must have some
principle to restrain them, otherwise they would not
work. Punishment is only necessary as deterrent.
There was no need to go away for holidays, as it was
just as nice in town. And so on. He was a
widower and had no children, but lived on a large
scale, as though he had a family, and paid thousand
roubles a year for his flat.
The second visitor, Kukushkin, an actual civil councillor
though a young man, was short, and was conspicuous
for his extremely unpleasant appearance, which was
due to the disproportion between his fat, puffy body
and his lean little face. His lips were puckered
up suavely, and his little trimmed moustaches looked
as though they had been fixed on with glue. He
was a man with the manners of a lizard. He did
not walk, but, as it were, crept along with tiny steps,
squirming and sniggering, and when he laughed he showed
his teeth. He was a clerk on special commissions,
and did nothing, though he received a good salary,
especially in the summer, when special and lucrative
jobs were found for him. He was a man of personal
ambition, not only to the marrow of his bones, but
more fundamentally—to the last drop of
his blood; but even in his ambitions he was petty
and did not rely on himself, but was building his
career on the chance favour flung him by his superiors.
For the sake of obtaining some foreign decoration,
or for the sake of having his name mentioned in the
newspapers as having been present at some special
service in the company of other great personages, he
was ready to submit to any kind of humiliation, to
beg, to flatter, to promise. He flattered Orlov
and Pekarsky from cowardice, because he thought they
were powerful; he flattered Polya and me because we
were in the service of a powerful man. Whenever
I took off his fur coat he tittered and asked me: