inevitable portion, then the world receives him with
welcome and reverence; the rulers of the nation search
out honours and meekly bestow them upon him, for can
he not command seats, and do not seats mean power,
and does not power enable talkative gentry to feed
themselves fat out of the parliamentary trough?
No wonder the brewer is a personage. Honours
which used to be reserved for men who did brave deeds,
or thought brave thoughts, are reserved for persons
who have done nothing but sell so many buckets of
alcoholized fluid. Observe what happens when
some brewer’s wife chooses to spend L5000 on
a ball. I remember one excellent lady carefully
boasting (for the benefit of the Press) that the flowers
alone that were in her house on one evening cost in
all L2000. Well, the mob of society folk fairly
yearn for invitations to such a show, and there is
no meanness too despicable to be perpetrated by women
who desire admission. So through life the drink-maker
and his family fare in dignity and splendour; adulation
surrounds them; powerful men bow to the superior force
of money; wealth accumulates until the amount in the
brewer’s possession baffles the mind that tries
to conceive it—and the big majority of
our interesting race say that all this is good.
Considering, then, how the English people directly
and indirectly force the man of drink onward until
he must of necessity fancy there is something of the
moral demi-god about him; considering how he is wildly
implored to aid in ruling us from Westminster; considering
that his aid at an election may procure him the same
honour which fell to the share of William Pitt, Earl
of Chatham—may we not say that the community
makes the brewer, and that if the brewer’s stuff
mars the community we have no business to howl at
him. We are answerable for his living, and moving,
and having his being—the few impulsive people
who gird at him should rather turn in shame and try
to make some impression on the huge, cringing, slavering
crowd who make the plutocrat’s pompous reign
possible.
But for myself, I cannot be bothered with bare figures
and vague abuse nowadays; abstractions are nothing,
and neat arguments are less than nothing, because
the dullest quack that ever quacked can always clench
an argument in a fashion. Every turn that talk
can take on the drink question brings the image of
some man or woman, or company of men and women, before
me, and that image is alive to my mind. If you
pelt me with tabular forms, and tell me that each
adult in Britain drank so many pints last year, you
might just as well recite a mathematical proof.
I fix on some one human figure that your words may
suggest and the image of the bright lad whom I saw
become a dirty, loafing, thievish sot is more instructive
and more woeful than all your columns of numerals.