of trivial people, very ignorant and very common;
fishermen and publicans, as the Gospels show us, “the
baker and the fuller,” as Celsus said with a
sneer. Yes, and every kind of unclean and disreputable
person they urged to join them, quite unlike all decent
and established religions. And they took the
children and women of the family away into a corner,
and whispered to them and misled them—“Only
believe!” was their one great word. The
whole thing was incredibly silly. Paul went to
Athens, and they asked him there about his religion;
and when he spoke to them about Jesus rising from the
dead, they sniggered, and the more polite suggested
“another day.” Everybody knew that
dead men do not rise. It was a silly religion.
Celsus pictured the frogs in symposium round a swamp,
croaking to one another how God forsakes the whole
universe, the spheres of heaven, to dwell with us;
we frogs are so like God; he never ceases to seek
how we may dwell with him for ever; but some of us
are sinners, so God will come—or send his
son—and burn them up; and the rest of us
will live with him for eternity. Is not that very
like the Christian religion? Celsus asked.
It has been replied that, if the frogs really could
say this and did say this, then their statement might
be quite reasonable. But our main purpose for
the moment is to realize the utterly inconceivable
absurdity of this bunch of Galilean fishermen—and
fools and rascals and maniacs—setting out
to capture the world. One of them wrote an Apocalypse.
He was in a penal settlement on Patmos, when he wrote
it. The sect was in a fair way of being stamped
out in blood, as a matter of fact; but this dreamer
saw a triumphant Church of ten thousand times ten
thousand—and thousands of thousands—there
were hardly as many people in the world at that time;
the great Rome had fallen and the “Lamb”
ruled. Imagine the amusement of a Roman pagan
of 100 A.D. who read the absurd book. Yet the
dream has come true; that Church has triumphed.
Where is the old religion? Christ has conquered,
and all the gods have gone, utterly gone—they
are memories now, and nothing more. Why did they
go? The Christian Church refused to compromise.
A pagan could have seen no real reason why Jesus should
not be a demi-god like Herakles or Dionysos; no reason,
either, why a man should not worship Jesus as well
as these. One of the Roman Emperors, a little
after 200 A.D., had in his private sanctuary four
or five statues of gods, and one of them was Jesus.
Why not? The Roman world had open arms for Jesus
as well as any other god or demi-god, if people would
be sensible; but the Christian said, No. He would
not allow Jesus to be put into that pantheon, nor
would he worship the gods himself, not even the “genius”
of the Emperor, his guardian spirit. The Christian
proclaimed a war of religion in which there shall be
no compromise and no peace, till Christ is lord of
all; the thing shall be fought out to the bitter end.
And it has been. He was resolved that the old
gods should go; and they have gone. How was it
done?