men among us is fuller of metaphor and of phrases
that suggest lively images than that of any other
people I have seen. Very many such will be found
in Mr. Bartlett’s book, though his short list
of proverbs at the end seem to me, with one or two
exceptions, as un-American as possible. Most of
them have no character at all but coarseness, and are
quite too long-skirted for working proverbs, in which
language always ’takes off its coat to it,’
as a Yankee would say. There are plenty that have
a more native and puckery flavor, seedlings from the
old stock often, and yet new varieties. One hears
such not seldom among us Easterners, and the West
would yield many more. ’Mean enough to steal
acorns from a blind hog;’ ’Cold as the
north side of a Jenooary gravestone by starlight;’
‘Hungry as a graven image;’ ’Pop’lar
as a hen with one chicken;’ ‘A hen’s
time ain’t much;’ ’Quicker ‘n
greased lightnin’;’ ‘Ther’s
sech a thing ez bein’ tu’ (our Yankee
paraphrase of [Greek: maeden agan]); hence the
phrase tooin’ round, meaning a supererogatory
activity like that of flies; ’Stingy enough to
skim his milk at both eends;’ ‘Hot as
the Devil’s kitchen;’ ‘Handy as a
pocket in a shirt;’ ‘He’s a whole
team and the dog under the wagon;’ ’All
deacons are good, but there’s odds in deacons’
(to deacon berries is to put the largest atop);
’So thievish they hev to take in their stone
walls nights;’[32] may serve as specimens.
‘I take my tea barfoot,’ said a
backwoodsman when asked if he would have cream and
sugar. (I find barfoot, by the way, in the
Coventry Plays.) A man speaking to me once of a very
rocky clearing said, ‘Stone’s got a pretty
heavy mortgage on that land,’ and I overheard
a guide in the woods say to his companions who were
urging him to sing, ‘Wal, I did sing
once, but toons gut invented, an’ thet spilt
my trade.’ Whoever has driven over a stream
by a bridge made of slabs will feel the picturesque
force of the epithet slab-bridged applied to
a fellow of shaky character. Almost every county
has some good die-sinker in phrase, whose mintage
passes into the currency of the whole neighborhood.
Such a one described the county jail (the one stone
building where all the dwellings are of wood) as ’the
house whose underpinnin’ come up to the eaves,’
and called hell ’the place where they didn’t
rake up their fires nights.’ I once asked
a stage-driver if the other side of a hill were as
steep as the one we were climbing: ‘Steep?
chain lightnin’ couldn’ go down it ‘thout
puttin’ the shoe on!’ And this brings
me back to the exaggeration of which I spoke before.
To me there is something very taking in the negro
’so black that charcoal made a chalk-mark on
him,’ and the wooden shingle ’painted so
like marble that it sank in water,’ as if its
very consciousness or its vanity had been overpersuaded
by the cunning of the painter. I heard a man,
in order to give a notion of some very cold weather,
say to another that a certain Joe, who had been taking