For they can’t help spread-eaglein’ long ’z ther’s a mouth
To blow Enfield’s Speaker thru lef’ at the South. 190
But it’s high time for us to be settin’ our faces
Towards reconstructin’ the national basis,
With an eye to beginnin’ agin on the jolly ticks
We used to chalk up ‘hind the back-door o’ politics;
An’ the fus’ thing’s to save wut of Slav’ry ther’s lef’
Arter this (I mus’ call it) imprudence o’ Jeff: 
For a real good Abuse, with its roots fur an’ wide,
Is the kin’ o’ thing I like to hev on my side;
A Scriptur’ name makes it ez sweet ez a rose,
An’ it’s tougher the older an’ uglier it grows—­ 200
(I ain’t speakin’ now o’ the righteousness of it,
But the p’litickle purchase it gives an’ the profit).

Things look pooty squally, it must be allowed,
An’ I don’t see much signs of a bow in the cloud: 
Ther’s too many Deemocrats—­leaders wut’s wuss—­
Thet go for the Union ‘thout carin’ a cuss
Ef it helps ary party thet ever wuz heard on,
So our eagle ain’t made a split Austrian bird on. 
But ther’s still some consarvative signs to be found
Thet shows the gret heart o’ the People is sound:  210
(Excuse me for usin’ a stump-phrase agin,
But, once in the way on ’t, they will stick like sin:)
There’s Phillips, for instance, hez jes’ ketched a Tartar
In the Law-’n’-Order Party of ole Cincinnater;
An’ the Compromise System ain’t gone out o’ reach,
Long ‘z you keep the right limits on freedom o’ speech. 
’Twarn’t none too late, neither, to put on the gag,
For he’s dangerous now he goes in for the flag. 
Nut thet I altogether approve o’ bad eggs,
They’re mos’ gin’ly argymunt on its las’ legs,—­ 220
An’ their logic is ept to be tu indiscriminate,
Nor don’t ollus wait the right objecs to ’liminate;
But there is a variety on ’em, you’ll find,
Jest ez usefle an’ more, besides bein’ refined,—­
I mean o’ the sort thet are laid by the dictionary,
Sech ez sophisms an’ cant, thet’ll kerry conviction ary
Way thet you want to the right class o’ men,
An’ are staler than all ’t ever come from a hen: 
‘Disunion’ done wal till our resh Southun friends
Took the savor all out on ’t for national ends; 230
But I guess ‘Abolition’ ’ll work a spell yit,
When the war’s done, an’ so will ‘Forgive-an’-forgit.’ 
Times mus’ be pooty thoroughly out o’ all jint,
Ef we can’t make a good constitootional pint;
An’ the good time’ll come to be grindin’ our exes,
When the war goes to seed in the nettle o’ texes: 
Ef Jon’than don’t squirm, with sech helps to assist him,
I give up my faith in the free-suffrage system;
Democ’cy wun’t be nut a mite interestin’,
Nor p’litikle capital much wuth investin’; 240
An’ my notion is, to keep dark an’ lay low
Till we see the right minute to put in our blow.—­