it seemed becoming that I should not only testify to
the genuineness of the following production, but call
attention to it, the more as Mr. Biglow had so long
been silent as to be in danger of absolute oblivion.
I insinuate no claim to any share in the authorship
(vix ea nostra voco) of the works already published
by Mr. Biglow, but merely take to myself the credit
of having fulfilled toward them the office of taster
(experto crede), who, having first tried, could
afterward bear witness (credenzen it was aptly
named by the Germans), an office always arduous, and
sometimes even dangerous, as in the case of those
devoted persons who venture their lives in the deglutition
of patent medicines (dolus latet in generalibus,
there is deceit in the most of them) and thereafter
are wonderfully preserved long enough to append their
signatures to testimonials in the diurnal and hebdomadal
prints. I say not this as covertly glancing at
the authors of certain manuscripts which have been
submitted to my literary judgment (though an epick
in twenty-four books on the ‘Taking of Jericho’
might, save for the prudent forethought of Mrs. Wilbur
in secreting the same just as I had arrived beneath
the walls and was beginning a catalogue of the various
horns and their blowers, too ambitiously emulous in
longanimity of Homer’s list of ships, might,
I say, have rendered frustrate any hope I could entertain
vacare Musis for the small remainder of my days),
but only the further to secure myself against any imputation
of unseemly forthputting. I will barely subjoin,
in this connexion, that, whereas Job was left to desire,
in the soreness of his heart, that his adversary had
written a book, as perchance misanthropically wishing
to indite a review thereof, yet was not Satan allowed
so far to tempt him as to send Bildad, Eliphaz, and
Zophar each with an unprinted work in his wallet to
be submitted to his censure. But of this enough.
Were I in need of other excuse, I might add that I
write by the express desire of Mr. Biglow himself,
whose entire winter leisure is occupied, as he assures
me, in answering demands for autographs, a labor exacting
enough in itself, and egregiously so to him, who,
being no ready penman, cannot sign so much as his
name without strange contortions of the face (his nose,
even, being essential to complete success) and painfully
suppressed Saint-Vitus-dance of every muscle in his
body. This, with his having been put in the Commission
of the Peace by our excellent Governor (O, si sic
omnes!) immediately on his accession to office,
keeps him continually employed. Haud inexpertus
loquor, having for many years written myself J.P.,
and being not seldom applied to for specimens of my
chirography, a request to which I have sometimes over
weakly assented, believing as I do that nothing written
of set purpose can properly be called an autograph,
but only those unpremeditated sallies and lively runnings
which betray the fireside Man instead of the hunted
Notoriety doubling on his pursuers. But it is
time that I should bethink me of St. Austin’s
prayer, libera me a meipso, if I would arrive
at the matter in hand.