when it asserts that money does not grow on
every
bush, imply
a fortiori that there were certain
bushes which did produce it? Again, there is
another ancient saw to the effect that money is the
root of all evil. From which two adages
it may be safe to infer that the aforesaid species
of tree first degenerated into a shrub, then absconded
underground, and finally, in our iron age, vanished
altogether. In favorable exposures it may be conjectured
that a specimen or two survived to a great age, as
in the garden of the Hesperides; and, indeed, what
else could that tree in the Sixth AEneid have been
with a branch whereof the Trojan hero procured admission
to a territory, for the entering of which money is
a surer passport than to a certain other more profitable
and too foreign kingdom? Whether these speculations
of mine have any force in them, or whether they will
not rather, by most readers, be deemed impertinent
to the matter in hand, is a question which I leave
to the determination of an indulgent posterity.
That there were, in more primitive and happier times,
shops where money was sold,—and that, too,
on credit and at a bargain,—I take to be
matter of demonstration. For what but a dealer
in this article was that AEolus who supplied Ulysses
with motive-power for his fleet in bags? what that
Ericus, King of Sweden, who is said to have kept the
winds in his cap? what, in more recent times, those
Lapland Nornas who traded in favorable breezes?
All which will appear the more clearly when we consider,
that, even to this day,
raising the wind is
proverbial for raising money, and that brokers and
banks were invented by the Venetians at a later period.
And now for the improvement of this digression.
I find a parallel to Mr. Sawin’s fortune in
an adventure of my own. For, shortly after I had
first broached to myself the before-stated natural-historical
and archaeological theories, as I was passing, haec
negotia penitus mecum revolvens, through one of
the obscure suburbs of our New England metropolis,
my eye was attracted by these words upon a signboard,—CHEAP
CASH-STORE. Here was at once the confirmation
of my speculations, and the substance of my hopes.
Here lingered the fragment of a happier past, or stretched
out the first tremulous organic filament of a more
fortunate future. Thus glowed the distant Mexico
to the eyes of Sawin, as he looked through the dirty
pane of the recruiting-office window, or speculated
from the summit of that mirage-Pisgah which the imps
of the bottle are so cunning to raise up. Already
had my Alnaschar-fancy (even during that first half-believing
glance) expended in various useful directions the
funds to be obtained by pledging the manuscript of
a proposed volume of discourses. Already did
a clock ornament the tower of the Jaalam meeting-house,
a gift appropriately, but modestly, commemorated in
the parish and town records, both, for now many years,
kept by myself. Already had my son Seneca completed