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We’re pretty nearly crazy here with change and
go ahead, 80
With flinging our caught bird away for two i’
th’ bush instead,
With butting ’gainst the wall which we declare
shall be a portal,
And questioning Deeps that never yet have oped their
lips to mortal;
We’re growing pale and hollow-eyed, and out
of all condition,
With mediums and prophetic chairs, and crickets
with a mission,
(The most astounding oracles since Balaam’s
donkey spoke,—
’Twould seem our furniture was all of Dodonean
oak.)
Make but the public laugh, be sure ’twill take
you to be somebody;
’Twill wrench its button from your clutch, my
densely earnest glum body;
’Tis good, this noble earnestness, good in its
place, but why 90
Make great Achilles’ shield the pan to bake
a penny pie?
Why, when we have a kitchen-range, insist that we
shall stop,
And bore clear down to central fires to broil our
daily chop?
Excalibur and Durandart are swords of price, but then
Why draw them sternly when you wish to trim your nails
or pen?
Small gulf between the ape and man; you bridge it
with your staff;
But it will be impassable until the ape can laugh;—
No, no, be common now and then, be sensible, be funny,
And, as Siberians bait their traps for bears with
pots of honey,
From which ere they’ll withdraw their snouts,
they’ll suffer many a
club-lick, 100
So bait your moral figure-of-fours to catch the Orson
public.
Look how the dead leaves melt their way down through
deep-drifted snow;
They take the sun-warmth down with them—pearls
could not conquer so;
There is a moral here, you see: if you
would preach, you must
Steep all your truths in sunshine would you have them
pierce the crust;
Brave Jeremiah, you are grand and terrible, a sign
And wonder, but were never quite a popular divine;
Fancy the figure you would cut among the nuts and
wine!
I, on occasion, too, could preach, but hold it wiser
far
To give the public sermons it will take with its cigar,
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And morals fugitive, and vague as are these smoke-wreaths
light
In which ... I trace ... a ... let me see—bless
me! ’tis out of sight.