To Odin, the Earth’s iron sceptre and crown: 
Yes, thou dear, noble Mother! if ever men’s praise
Could be claimed for creating heroical lays,
Thou hast won it; if ever the laurel divine
Crowned the Maker and Builder, that glory is thine! 
Thy songs are right epic, they tell how this rude
Rock-rib of our earth here was tamed and subdued;
Thou hast written them plain on the face of the planet
In brave, deathless letters of iron and granite; 1520
Thou hast printed them deep for all time; they are set
From the same runic type-fount and alphabet
With thy stout Berkshire hills and the arms of thy Bay,—­
They are staves from the burly old Mayflower lay. 
If the drones of the Old World, in querulous ease,
Ask thy Art and thy Letters, point proudly to these,
Or, if they deny these are Letters and Art,
Toil on with the same old invincible heart;
Thou art rearing the pedestal broad-based and grand
Whereon the fair shapes of the Artist shall stand, 1530
And creating, through labors undaunted and long,
The theme for all Sculpture and Painting and Song!

’But my good mother Baystate wants no praise of mine,
She learned from her mother a precept divine
About something that butters no parsnips, her forte
In another direction lies, work is her sport
(Though she’ll curtsey and set her cap straight, that she will,
If you talk about Plymouth and red Bunker’s hill). 
Dear, notable goodwife! by this time of night,
Her hearth is swept neatly, her fire burning bright, 1540
And she sits in a chair (of home plan and make) rocking,
Musing much, all the while, as she darns on a stocking,
Whether turkeys will come pretty high next Thanksgiving,
Whether flour’ll be so dear, for, as sure as she’s living,
She will use rye-and-injun then, whether the pig
By this time ain’t got pretty tolerable big,
And whether to sell it outright will be best,
Or to smoke hams and shoulders and salt down the rest,—­
At this minute, she’d swop all my verses, ah, cruel! 
For the last patent stove that is saving of fuel; 1550
So I’ll just let Apollo go on, for his phiz
Shows I’ve kept him awaiting too long as it is.’

’If our friend, there, who seems a reporter, is done
With his burst of emotion, why, I will go on,’
Said Apollo; some smiled, and, indeed, I must own
There was something sarcastic, perhaps, in his tone;—­

’There’s Holmes, who is matchless among you for wit;
A Leyden-jar always full-charged, from which flit
The electrical tingles of hit after hit;
In long poems ’tis painful sometimes, and invites 1560
A thought of the way the new Telegraph writes,
Which pricks down its little sharp sentences spitefully
As if you got more than you’d title to rightfully,
And you find yourself hoping its wild father Lightning