The town seethed with politics next morning, and the deacon was in the center of it.  The meeting was called for ten o’clock.  At nine thirty a small boy wriggled up to the deacon and whispered in his ear.  The deacon quickly made his way out of the crowd and down the stairs into the basement room under the barber shop—­for news had been given him of a chance to swap for votes.  He burst into the room, and stopped, frowning, for Tilley Newcamp stood before him.  Hamilcar Jones was not at the moment visible, because he was behind the door, which he slammed shut and locked.

No word was uttered, but a Trojan struggle ensued.  It was two against one, but even those odds did not daunt the deacon.  It was full five minutes before he was flat on his back, panting and uttering such burning and searing words as might properly fall from the lips of a Baptist deacon.  Tilley Newcamp, who was heavy, sat on his chest.  Hamilcar Jones dragged up a saw buck and laid the deacon’s timber leg across it....  The deacon saw and comprehended, and lifted up his voice.  Another five minutes were consumed in returning him to quiescence.  And then the saw did its work, while the deacon breathed threats of blood and torture, and regretted that his religion prevented him from using language better suited to his purpose.  The leg was severed; a fragment full ten inches long fell from the end, and the deacon’s assailants drew away, their fell purpose accomplished.

There was a rapping on the door.  It was Scattergood Baines, and he was admitted.  His face was full of wrath as he gazed within, and he quivered with fury as he ordered the two miscreants out of the place.

“What’s this, Deacon, what’s this?” he demanded.

The deacon told him at length, and fluently.

“I was jest in time.  Now we kin send for that spare leg and you kin git to the meetin’.  Lucky you had that spare leg.”

The deacon sat on the floor, speechless now, staring down at all that remained to him of his timber leg.  Scattergood, with great show of solicitude, dispatched a youngster to the deacon’s house for his extra limb.  He returned empty-handed.

“This here boy says the leg hain’t in the harness room.  Sure you left it there?”

Again the deacon found his voice, and his words were to the general effect that the blame swizzled, ornery, ill-sired, and regrettably reared pew-gags had, in defiance of law and order, stolen and made away with his leg—­and what was he to do?

“Deacon, you can’t go like that.  If this story got into the meetin’ it would do fer you.  You’d git laughed out.  Them Congregationalists ’u’d win.  You got to have a sound leg to travel on, and I don’t see but one way to git it.”

“How’s that?”

“Call in young Parson Hooper and make him force them adherents of hisn to give it up.”

Scattergood did not wait for the permission he surmised would not be given, but sent word for Jason Hooper, who came, saw, and was most remarkably astonished.