The modern soldier carries all his worldly goods with him all the time.  He hates to hike.  But he has to.

I remember very vividly that first day.  The temperature was around 90 deg., and some fool officers had arranged that we start at one,—­the very worst time of the day.  The roads so near the front were pulverized, and the dust rose in dense clouds.  The long straight lines of poplars beside the road were gray with it, and the heat waves shimmered up from the fields.

Before we had gone five miles the men began to wilt.  Right away I had some more of the joys of being a corporal brought home to me.  I was already touched with trench fever and was away under par.  That didn’t make any difference.

On the march, when the men begin to weaken, an officer is sure to trot up and say: 

“Corporal Holmes, just carry this man’s rifle,” or “Corporal Collins, take that man’s pack.  He’s jolly well done.”

Seemingly the corporal never is supposed to be jolly well done.  If one complained, his officer would look at him with astounded reproach and say: 

“Why, Corporal.  We cawn’t have this, you know!  You are a Non-commissioned Officer, and you must set an example.  You must, rahly.”

When we finally hit the town where our billets were, we found our company quartered in an old barn.  It was dirty, and there was a pigpen at one end,—­very smelly in the August heat.  We flopped in the ancient filth.  The cooties were very active, as we were drenched with sweat and hadn’t had a bath since heavens knew when.  We had had about ten minutes’ rest and were thinking about getting out of the harness when up came Mad Harry, one of our “leftenants”, and ordered us out for foot inspection.

I don’t want to say anything unfair about this man.  He is dead now.  I saw him die.  He was brave.  He knew his job all right, but he was a fine example of what an officer ought not to be.  The only reason I speak of him is because I want to say something about officers in general.

This Mad Harry,—­I do not give his surname for obvious reasons,—­was the son of one of the richest-new-rich-merchant families in England.  He was very highly educated, had, I take it, spent the most of his life with the classics.  He was long and thin and sallow and fish-eyed.  He spoke in a low colorless monotone, absolutely without any inflection whatever.  The men thought he was balmy.  Hence the nickname Mad Harry.

Mad Harry was a fiend for walking.  And at the end of a twenty-mile hike in heavy marching order he would casually stroll alongside some sweating soldier and drone out,

“I say, Private Stetson.  Don’t you just love to hike?”

Then and there he made a lifelong personal enemy of Private Stetson.  In the same or similar ways he made personal enemies of every private soldier he came in contact with.

It may do no harm to tell how Mad Harry died.  He came very near being shot by one of his own men.