The Gibson Upright eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 83 pages of information about The Gibson Upright.

The Gibson Upright eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 83 pages of information about The Gibson Upright.

     [MIFFLIN helps NORA to take off the front of the piano,
     which is still mildly smoking; a wreckage of wires is seen.
]

MIFFLIN [smiling]:  It must have been an accident!

FRANKEL AND MRS. SIMPSON [coming out from under the table]:  Accident!

MIFFLIN:  Of course it’s unfortunate, because it might be misconstrued.

RILEY:  Yes, it might.

MIFFLIN [confidently]:  Let me go talk to these new comrades!

RILEY:  Comrades?  Frankel’s wops?  Ha, ha!

SALVATORE:  Aw, them ain’t comrades; them’s just Frankel’s hired workers.

MIFFLIN:  They are comrades in the best sense of the word.  I am in touch with all the groups.  A moment’s reasoning from one they know to be sympathetic—­

     [He goes out into the factory.]

SALVATORE:  Hey, let’s get that stuff divided up.  I got an engagement.

FRANKEL:  Yes; let’s hurry.  You can’t tell what they got planted round here.

CARTER [rapping]:  The meeting will please come to—­

SALVATORE:  Here, cut that out!  We ain’t got no time to—­

SHOMBERG:  No.  Come to business; come to business!

NORA:  The only way, comrades, to know how much we have gained since the last division is to read the bookkeeper’s report.

FRANKEL:  Well, for heaven’s sakes, go on—­read it!

CARTER:  Well, I did want to a long while ago, when we first set down and begun the meeting.  I says then, I report on my committee and—­

VARIOUS MEMBERS:  Oh, for heaven’s sake!  Go ahead!  Cut it out!

CARTER [picking up the sheets]:  On the first page is says Soomary.

RILEY:  What’s that mean?

MRS. SIMPSON:  Oh, my goodness!

FRANKEL:  Git to the figures!

CARTER:  Well, here, on one side it says gross receipts—­

SHOMBERG [rubbing his hands]:  Ah!

CARTER:  What?

SIMPSON [shouting]:  Read it!

CARTER:  Gross receipts $2,162.43.  On the other side it says:  “Cash paid out $19,461.53.”

     [All are puzzled.]

It didn’t sound right to me, even the first time I read it.  Looks like he’s got the wrong words, crossed over.

FRANKEL:  Why, gross receipts last month was over twenty-four thousand dollars!

SHOMBERG:  Yes, and that was a fall off from the month before.

CARTER [rubbing his head]:  Well, I don’t pretend to understand it, but he told me all them was mostly payments on old sales anyhow.

RILEY:  Read it again, read it again!

SIMPSON:  Yes, let’s see if we can’t get what the sense of it is.

CARTER:  It says “Gross receipts, $2,162.43”—­that’s over here.  “Cash paid out, $19,461.53.”

     [All seem dazed.]

RILEY:  What else you got there?

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