GIBSON: Yes, I knew what they got.
NORA [triumphantly]: We cut those commissions from thirty-seven dollars—to twelve! And that’s just one more item among our economies. Now do you wonder at the success we’re making?
GIBSON: And your profits have been—satisfactory?
NORA: The very first month our profits were four thousand dollars more than the last month you were there!
GIBSON: That’s the month you say you cut out four thousand seven hundred dollars’ worth of advertising.
NORA: And the next month we cut down the commissions, and the profits were five thousand more!
GIBSON: But those were returns under the old commissions.
NORA: But last month, with new economies, we showed a larger profit than you had!
GIBSON: And this month?
NORA: We shan’t know that until the report’s read at the meeting to-morrow. I think it will be the largest profit of all.
CARTER: That bookkeeper’s workin’ on it to-day. Talked like he was going to cut us down two or three thousand, mebbe. [Laughing.] That’s the way he always talks.
NORA: He isn’t a good influence.
CARTER: No—too gloomy, too gloomy to suit me!
GIBSON: What about the two other bookkeepers?
CARTER: The committee voted them into the packing department; and they ain’t much good even there. It’s a crime!
NORA: They weren’t needed. Our bookkeeping is so simplified since you left!
GIBSON: It all seems to be simplified, Miss Gorodna.
NORA: Yes; and whatever problems come up, they’re all settled at our meetings.
[A sound of squabbling
is heard upon the street, growing
louder as the people
engaging in it approach along the
sidewalk.]
CARTER: There’s one we got to bring up and do something about at the meetin’ to-morrow.
GIBSON: What is it? [CARTER goes up to the gate.]
NORA: It’s that Mrs. Simpson; she’s a great nuisance.
CARTER: Yes, it’s her and Simpson and Frankel. The Simpsons moved into a flat right up in this neighbourhood. Quite some of the comrades live up round here now.
[FRANKEL and MRS. SIMPSON are heard disputing as they approach: “Well, what you goin’ to do about it!” “I’ll show you what we’re goin’ to do about it!” “You can’t do nothing!” “You wait till to-morrow and see.” “I got my rights, ain’t I?” and so on.]
SIMPSON [heard remonstrating]: Now, Mamie, Mamie! Frankel, you oughtn’t to talk to Mamie that way.
[GIBSON, interested
and amused, goes part way up to the
hedge. NORA is
somewhat mortified as the disputants reach the
gate. GIBSON speaks
to them.]
GIBSON: How do you do, Simpson! How do you do, Mrs. Simpson! How do you do, Frankel! Won’t you come in and argue here?