The Gibson Upright eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 83 pages of information about The Gibson Upright.

The Gibson Upright eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 83 pages of information about The Gibson Upright.

GIBSON:  Yes, I knew what they got.

NORA [triumphantly]:  We cut those commissions from thirty-seven dollars—­to twelve!  And that’s just one more item among our economies.  Now do you wonder at the success we’re making?

GIBSON:  And your profits have been—­satisfactory?

NORA:  The very first month our profits were four thousand dollars more than the last month you were there!

GIBSON:  That’s the month you say you cut out four thousand seven hundred dollars’ worth of advertising.

NORA:  And the next month we cut down the commissions, and the profits were five thousand more!

GIBSON:  But those were returns under the old commissions.

NORA:  But last month, with new economies, we showed a larger profit than you had!

GIBSON:  And this month?

NORA:  We shan’t know that until the report’s read at the meeting to-morrow.  I think it will be the largest profit of all.

CARTER:  That bookkeeper’s workin’ on it to-day.  Talked like he was going to cut us down two or three thousand, mebbe. [Laughing.] That’s the way he always talks.

NORA:  He isn’t a good influence.

CARTER:  No—­too gloomy, too gloomy to suit me!

GIBSON:  What about the two other bookkeepers?

CARTER:  The committee voted them into the packing department; and they ain’t much good even there.  It’s a crime!

NORA:  They weren’t needed.  Our bookkeeping is so simplified since you left!

GIBSON:  It all seems to be simplified, Miss Gorodna.

NORA:  Yes; and whatever problems come up, they’re all settled at our meetings.

     [A sound of squabbling is heard upon the street, growing
     louder as the people engaging in it approach along the
     sidewalk.
]

CARTER:  There’s one we got to bring up and do something about at the meetin’ to-morrow.

GIBSON:  What is it? [CARTER goes up to the gate.]

NORA:  It’s that Mrs. Simpson; she’s a great nuisance.

CARTER:  Yes, it’s her and Simpson and Frankel.  The Simpsons moved into a flat right up in this neighbourhood.  Quite some of the comrades live up round here now.

[FRANKEL and MRS. SIMPSON are heard disputing as they approach:  “Well, what you goin’ to do about it!” “I’ll show you what we’re goin’ to do about it!” “You can’t do nothing!” “You wait till to-morrow and see.”  “I got my rights, ain’t I?” and so on.]

SIMPSON [heard remonstrating]:  Now, Mamie, Mamie!  Frankel, you oughtn’t to talk to Mamie that way.

     [GIBSON, interested and amused, goes part way up to the
     hedge.
NORA is somewhat mortified as the disputants reach the
     gate.
GIBSON speaks to them.]

GIBSON:  How do you do, Simpson!  How do you do, Mrs. Simpson!  How do you do, Frankel!  Won’t you come in and argue here?

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