ceteras of the notaries, in wills or in caudicils,
which certain people have falsely written codicil,
seeing that the word is derived from cauda, as if to
say the tail of the legacy. In fact, the good
old Long Skirts would have been made an archbishop
if he had only said in joke, “I should like to
put on a mitre for a handkerchief in order to have
my head warmer.” Of all the benefices offered
to him, he chose only a simple canon’s stall
to keep the good profits of the confessional.
But one day the courageous canon found himself weak
in the back, seeing that he was all sixty-eight years
old, and had held many confessionals. Then thinking
over all his good works, he thought it about time to
cease his apostolic labours, the more so, as he possessed
about one hundred thousand crowns earned by the sweat
of his body. From that day he only confessed
ladies of high lineage, and did it very well.
So that it was said at Court that in spite of the
efforts of the best young clerks there was still no
one but the Canon of St. Pierre-aux-Boeufs to properly
bleach the soul of a lady of condition. Then at
length the canon became by force of nature a fine
nonagenarian, snowy about the head, with trembling
hands, but square as a tower, having spat so much
without coughing, that he coughed now without being
able to spit; no longer rising from his chair, he
who had so often risen for humanity; but drinking
dry, eating heartily, saying nothing, but having all
the appearance of a living Canon of Notre Dame.
Seeing the immobility of the aforesaid canon; seeing
the stories of his evil life which for some time had
circulated among the common people, always ignorant;
seeing his dumb seclusion, his flourishing health,
his young old age, and other things too numerous to
mention—there were certain people who to
do the marvellous and injure our holy religion, went
about saying that the true canon was long since dead,
and that for more than fifty years the devil had taken
possession of the old priest’s body. In
fact, it seemed to his former customers that the devil
could only by his great heat have furnished these
hermetic distillations, that they remembered to have
obtained on demand from this good confessor, who always
had le diable au corps. But as this devil had
been undoubtedly cooked and ruined by them, and that
for a queen of twenty years he would not have moved,
well-disposed people and those not wanting in sense,
or the citizens who argued about everything, people
who found lice in bald heads, demanded why the devil
rested under the form of a canon, went to the Church
of Notre Dame at the hours when the canons usually
go, and ventured so far as to sniff the perfume of
the incense, taste the holy water, and a thousand other
things. To these heretical propositions some
said that doubtless the devil wished to convert himself,
and others that he remained in the shape of the canon
to mock at the three nephews and heirs of this said
brave confessor and make them wait until the day of