This good fellow had for his wife in legitimate marriage, and much to the astonishment of everyone, the prettiest little woman in Bourges.  So it was that often, while on his road to the execution, he would ask God the same question as several others in the town did—­namely, why he, Petit, he the sheriff, he the provost royal, had to himself, Petit, provost royal and sheriff, a wife so exquisitely shapely, said dowered with charms, that a donkey seeing her pass by would bray with delight.  To this God vouchsafed no reply, and doubtless had his reasons.  But the slanderous tongues of the town replied for him, that the young lady was by no means a maiden when she became the wife of Petit.  Others said she did not keep her affections solely for him.  The wags answered, that donkeys often get into fine stables.  Everyone had taunts ready which would have made a nice little collection had anyone gathered them together.  From them, however, it is necessary to take nearly four-fourths, seeing that Petit’s wife was a virtuous woman, who had a lover for pleasure and a husband for duty.  How many were there in the town as careful of their hearts and mouths?  If you can point out one to me, I’ll give you a kick or a half-penny, whichever you like.  You will find some who have neither husband nor lover.  Certain females have a lover and no husband.  Ugly women have a husband and no lover.  But to meet with a woman who, having one husband and one lover, keeps to the deuce without trying for the trey, there is the miracle, you see, you greenhorns, blockheads, and dolts!  Now then, put the true character of this virtuous woman on the tablets of your memory, go your ways, and let me go mine.

The good Madame Petit was not one of those ladies who are always on the move, running hither and thither, can’t keep still a moment, but trot about, worrying, hurrying, chattering, and clattering, and had nothing in them to keep them steady, but are so light that they run after a gastric zephyr as after their quintessence.  No; on the contrary, she was a good housewife, always sitting in her chair or sleeping in her bed, ready as a candlestick, waiting for her lover when her husband went out, receiving the husband when the lover had gone.  This dear woman never thought of dressing herself only to annoy and make other wives jealous.  Pish!  She had found a better use for the merry time of youth, and put life into her joints in order to make the best use of it.  Now you know the provost and his good wife.

The provost’s lieutenant in duties matrimonial, duties which are so heavy that it takes two men to execute them, was a noble lord, a landowner, who disliked the king exceedingly.  You must bear this in mind, because it is one of the principal points of the story.  The Constable, who was a thorough Scotch gentleman, had seen by chance Petit’s wife, and wished to have a little conversation with her comfortably, towards the morning, just the time to tell his beads,