When, after many wrigglings, smacks in the face, nose
lickings, gallantries of amorous shrew-mice, frowns,
sighs, serenades, titbits, suppers and dinners on
the pile of corn, and other attentions, the superintendent
overcame the scruples of his beautiful mistress, he
became the slave of this incestuous and illicit love,
and the mouse, leading her lord by the snout, became
queen of everything, nibbled his cheese, ate the sweets,
and foraged everywhere. This the shrew-mouse permitted
to the empress of his heart, although he was ill at
ease, having broken his oath made to Gargantua, and
betrayed the confidence placed in him. Pursuing
her advantage with the pertinacity of a woman, one
night they were joking together, the mouse remembered
the dear old fellow her father, and desiring that
he should make his meals off the grain, she threatened
to leave her lover cold and lonely in his domain if
he did not allow her to indulge her filial piety.
In the twinkling of a mouse’s eye he had granted
letters patent, sealed with a green seal, with tags
of crimson silk, to his wench’s father, so that
the Gargantuan palace was open to him at all hours,
and he was at liberty see his good, virtuous daughter,
kiss her on the forehead, and eat his fill, but always
in a corner. Then there arrived a venerable old
rat, weighing about twenty-five ounces, with a white
tail, marching like the president of a Court of Justice,
wagging his head, and followed by fifteen or twenty
nephews, all with teeth as sharp as saws, who demonstrated
to the shrew-mouse by little speeches and questions
of all kinds that they, his relations, would soon
be loyally attached to him, and would help him to
count the things committed to his charge, arrange
and ticket them, in order that when Gargantua came
to visit them he would find everything in perfect
order. There was an air of truth about these
promises. The poor shrew-mouse was, however, in
spite of this speech, troubled by ideas from on high,
and serious pricking of shrew-mousian conscience.
Seeing that he turned up his nose at everything, went
about slowly and with a careworn face, one morning
the mouse who was pregnant by him, conceived the idea
of calming his doubts and easing his mind by a Sorbonnical
consultation, and sent for the doctors of his tribe.
During the day she introduced to him one, Sieur Evegault,
who had just stepped out of a cheese where he lived
in perfect abstinence, an old confessor of high degree,
a merry fellow of good appearance, with a fine black
skin, firm as a rock, and slightly tonsured on the
head by the pat of a cat’s claw. He was
a grave rat, with a monastical paunch, having much
studied scientific authorities by nibbling at their
works in parchments, papers, books and volumes of
which certain fragments had remained upon his grey
beard. In honour of and great reverence for his
great virtue and wisdom, and his modest life, he was
accompanied by a black troop of black rats, all bringing
with them pretty little mice, their sweethearts, for
not having adopted the canons of the council of Chesil,
it was lawful for them to have respectable women for
concubines. These beneficed rats, being arranged
in two lines, you might have fancied them a procession
of the university authorities going to Lendit.
And they all began to sniff the victuals.