young ladies, who now this way, now that, cheated God
to the profit of the devil, as many others did, which
was but natural, because our nature is weak; and although
they were nuns, they had their little imperfections.
They found themselves barren in a certain particular,
hence the evil. But the truth of the matter is,
all these wickednesses were the deeds of an abbess
who had fourteen children, all born alive, since they
had been perfected at leisure. The fantastic
amours and the wild conduct of this woman, who was
of royal blood, caused the convent of Poissy to become
fashionable; and thereafter no pleasant adventure
happened in the abbeys of France which was not credited
to these poor girls, who would have been well satisfied
with a tenth of them. Then the abbey was reformed,
and these holy sisters were deprived of the little
happiness and liberty which they had enjoyed.
In an old cartulary of the abbey of Turpenay, near
Chinon, which in those later troublous times had found
a resting place in the library of Azay, where the
custodian was only too glad to receive it, I met with
a fragment under the head of The Hours of Poissy,
which had evidently been put together by a merry abbot
of Turpenay for the diversion of his neighbours of
Usee, Azay, Mongaugar, Sacchez, and other places of
this province. I give them under the authority
of the clerical garb, but altered to my own style,
because I have been compelled to turn them from Latin
into French. I commence: —At
Poissy the nuns were accustomed to, when Mademoiselle,
the king’s daughter, their abbess, had gone
to bed..... It was she who first called it faire
la petite oie, to stick to the preliminaries of
love, the prologues, prefaces, protocols, warnings,
notices, introductions, summaries, prospectuses, arguments,
notices, epigraphs, titles, false-titles, current
titles, scholia, marginal remarks, frontispieces,
observations, gilt edges, bookmarks, reglets, vignettes,
tail pieces, and engravings, without once opening the
merry book to read, re-read, and study to apprehend
and comprehend the contents. And she gathered
together in a body all those extra-judicial little
pleasures of that sweet language, which come indeed
from the lips, yet make no noise, and practised them
so well, that she died a virgin and perfect in shape.
The gay science was after deeply studied by the ladies
of the court, who took lovers for la petite oie,
others for honour, and at times also certain ones who
had over them the right of high and low jurisdiction,
and were masters of everything —a state
of things much preferred. But to continue:
When this virtuous princess was naked and shameless
between the sheets, the said girls (those whose cheeks
were unwrinkled and their hearts gay) would steal
noiselessly out of their cells, and hide themselves
in that of one of the sisters who was much liked by
all of them. There they would have cosy little
chats, enlivened with sweetmeats, pasties, liqueurs,
and girlish quarrels, worry their elders, imitating