Mrs. Willoughby shuddered, and took her sister’s hand.
“There was no end of smoke, you know, and it was awfully unpleasant, and I got to the top I don’t know how, when suddenly I fainted.”
Minnie paused for a moment, and looked at her sister with a rueful face.
“Well, now, dear, darling, the very—next—thing—that I remember is this, and it’s horrid: I felt awful jolts, and found myself in the arms of a great, big, horrid man, who was running down the side of the mountain with dreadfully long jumps, and I felt as though he was some horrid ogre carrying poor me away to his den to eat me up. But I didn’t say one word. I wasn’t much frightened. I felt provoked. I knew it was that horrid man. And then I wondered what you’d say; and I thought, oh, how you would scold! And then I knew that this horrid man would chase me away from Italy; and then I would have to go to Turkey, and have my life saved by a Mohammedan. And that was horrid.
“Well, at last he stopped and laid me down. He was very gentle, though he was so big. I kept my eyes shut, and lay as still as a mouse, hoping that Ethel would come. But Ethel didn’t. She was coming down with the chair, you know, and her men couldn’t run like mine. And oh, Kitty darling, you have no idea what I suffered. This horrid man was rubbing and pounding at my hands, and sighing and groaning. I stole a little bit of a look at him—just a little bit of a bit—and saw tears in his eyes, and a wild look of fear in his face. Then I knew that he was going to propose to me on the spot, and kept my eyes shut tighter than ever.
“Well, at last he hurt my hands so that I thought I’d try to make him stop. So I spoke as low as I could, and asked if I was home, and he said yes.”
Minnie paused.
“Well?” asked her sister.
“Well,” said Minnie, in a doleful tone, “I then asked, ’Is that you, papa dear?’”
Minnie stopped again.
“Well?” asked Mrs. Willoughby once more.