“No, I wasn’t.”
“They said you were.”
“I wasn’t. I was on the back of a big, horrid man, who gave great jumps down the side of an awful mountain, all sand and things, and threw me down at the bottom of it, and—and—disarranged all my hair. And I was so frightened that I couldn’t even cur—cur—cry.”
Here Minnie sobbed afresh, and Mrs. Willoughby petted her again.
“And you shouldn’t tease me so; and it’s very unkind in you; and you know I’m not well; and I can’t bear to think about it all; and I know you’re going to scold me; and you’re always scolding me; and you never do what I want you to. And then people are always coming and saving my life, and I can’t bear it any more.”
“No-o-o-o-o-o, n-n-no-o-o-o, darling!” said Mrs. Willoughby, soothingly, in the tone of a nurse appeasing a fretful child. “You sha’n’t bear it any more.”
“I don’t want them to save me any more.”
“Well, they sha’n’t do it, then,” said Mrs. Willoughby, affectionately, in a somewhat maudlin tone.
“And the next time I lose my life, I don’t want to be saved. I want them to let me alone, and I’ll come home myself.”
“And so you shall, darling; you shall do just as you please. So, now, cheer up; don’t cry;” and Mrs. Willoughby tried to wipe Minnie’s eyes.
“But you’re treating me just like a baby, and I don’t want to be talked to so,” said Minnie, fretfully.
Mrs. Willoughby retreated with a look of despair.
“Well, then, dear, I’ll do just whatever you want me to do.”
“Well, then, I want you to tell me what I am to do.”
“About what?”
“Why, about this great, big, horrid man.”
“I thought you didn’t want me to talk about this any more.”
“But I do want you to talk about it. You’re the only person that I’ve got to talk to about it; nobody else knows how peculiarly I’m situated; and I didn’t think that you’d give me up because I had fresh troubles.”
“Give you up, darling!” echoed her sister, in surprise.
“You said you wouldn’t talk about it any more.”
“But I thought you didn’t want me to talk about it.”
“But I do want you to.”
“Very well, then; and now I want you first of all, darling, to tell me how you happened to get into such danger.”
“Well, you know,” began Minnie, who now seemed calmer—“you know we all went out for a drive. And we drove along for miles. Such a drive! There were lazaroni, and donkeys, and caleches with as many as twenty in each, all pulled by one poor horse, and it’s a great shame; and pigs—oh, such pigs! Not a particle of hair on them, you know, and looking like young elephants, you know; and we saw great droves of oxen, and long lines of booths, no end; and people selling macaroni, and other people eating it right in the open street, you know—such fun!—and fishermen and fish-wives. Oh, how they were screaming, and oh, such a hubbub as there was! and we couldn’t go on fast, and Dowdy seemed really frightened.”