“Their Lordships rose at twenty-five minutes to five o’clock.”

So that, in effect, as soon as the new boy came in, and seated himself, all the old boys went out.  There’s manners for you!  And this in the Upper House, too!!  Yours truly, THE MARQUIZ.

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[Illustration:  UNREGENERATE.

“ONLY THINK HOW DELIGHTFUL, BOBBIE!  THEY’VE DISCOVERED, IN MANUSCRIPT, AN ENTIRELY NEW WORK BY ARISTOTLE, AND THEY’RE GOING TO PUBLISH IT!”

“REALLY, MAMMIE?  THEN ALL I CAN SAY IS, I’M PRECIOUS GLAD I’VE LEFT SCHOOL FOR GOOD!”]

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ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.

[Illustration:  The Rollit Albert that gathered Three Bills into the Statute Book.]

House of Commons, Monday Night, Feb. 2.—­“I do not,” said OLD MORALITY, a cloud of disappointment settling on his massive brow, “know any case where, comparatively late in life, after a blameless career, depravity has so suddenly broken out in a man as it has with SYDNEY GEDGE.  It is true, that upon occasion GEDGE has not given entire satisfaction to our friends opposite.  They hold the opinion that his incursions in debate have been inopportune, and, in short, unnecessary; but that is their affair.  We have had no ground for complaint.  GEDGE has always voted straight, has appropriately filled up a dull half-hour when we had to keep a Debate going, and at all times he has invested our side of the House with a certain je ne sais quoi of dignity, combined with profound wisdom.  And now to go and break out in this unexpected manner!  It is incomprehensible,—­would be, if I had not seen him with my own organs of vision, incredible.  We must make GEDGE a Peer, or a County Court Judge.”

OLD MORALITY’s discomposure not unwarranted.  GEDGE certainly made our flesh creep to-night.  Of all things in the world, it came about on the Tithes Bill.  In Committee all night; Sir JOHN SWINBURNE spoken several times; HARCOURT, leading Opposition, made several efforts to inspire proceedings with a little life, but not to be done.  Bill rapidly slipping through; Amendments to Clauses all disposed of; a few new ones on paper.  Of course not slightest chance of being added to Bill.  One by one moved; Minister objected; Clause negatived; and there an end of it.  Twelve o’clock close at hand; on stroke of Midnight, Debate must be adjourned; still plenty of time to get the Bill through Committee.  Everything out of the way except new Clause in name of SYDNEY GEDGE.  But GEDGE loyal Ministerialist; not likely he would interfere with arrangements, and endanger progress of Bill.  HICKS-BEACH, in charge of measure, kept his eye on the clock; three minutes to Twelve; running it pretty close, but just time to get Bill through.  GEDGE on his feet; quite unnecessary; needn’t stand up to say he would not move his Clause; if he had simply lifted his hat when Chairman called his name it would be understood that he had sacrificed his Clause.  Dangerous this, dallying on stroke of Midnight.