“I should rather think it was,” returned the wig-wearer.  “The Law is a noble profession, and it is only right and proper that those who indulge in it should pay for it.  In the present instance our entire estate will be absolutely exhausted.”

“But how will you all live?”

“On the costs!” was the reply, as the Inhabitant of Uranus hurried away to attend his appointment.

“Lawyers keeping a suit alive to live upon the costs!” exclaimed Mr. Punch, in tones of pained astonishment.  “I never heard the like!”

And, horrified and sorrowful, he seized Father TIME by the forelock, and once more floated into space.

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VISIT TO CASTOR.

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Father TIME shivered, and wrapped his ancient cloak more closely about him.

“Come, come,” said Mr. Punch, “I understand your disgust.  But there is still something left to us in which we may take pleasure.  Upon a neighbouring star the people delight in horses.  All day long they bestride them with a courage never equalled.  Swift as the wind are the steeds, and for mere honour and glory are they matched one against the other, and from all parts of the star the populace is gathered together in its hundreds of thousands to applaud and to crown them that ride the victors in the races.  Let us fare thither, for the sport is splendid, and we shall there forget the pain we have suffered here.  Indeed, it is but a short flight to Castor.”

Thus speaking, he seized the Father by his lock, and floated with him into space.  The roar of the Pollucian streets grew fainter and fainter, the lights twinkled dimly, until at length they disappeared.  Then gradually the land loomed up above them out of a bank of clouds, and in another moment the wandering pair stood once more on stella firma.

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They had alighted on an immense grassy plain, which stretched away in every direction, as far as the eye could reach.  On every side were to be seen men and women and children, mounted on horses.  To their right a band of youths, arrayed in coloured shirts, white linen breeches, and yellow boots, and wearing little coloured caps, jauntily set upon their heads, were careering wildly hither and thither on swift and wiry ponies.  They were waving in the air long sticks, fitted with a cross block of wood at the end, and were pursuing a wooden ball.  Many were the collisions, the crashes, and the falls.  On every side men and ponies rolled over in the dust; but they rose, shook themselves as though nothing had happened, and dashed again into the fray.  Father TIME shouted with enthusiasm.

“Yes,” said the Sage, “you do well to cheer them.  They are gallant youngsters these.  The game they play is ‘Polo,’ and though the expense be great, the contempt of danger and pain is also great.  They play it well, but I doubt not we could match them at Hurlingham.  But see,” he added, “on our left.  What rabble is that?” As he spoke a panting deer flew past them hard pressed by a pack of yelping hounds.  Close behind came a mob of riders, two or three of them glittering in scarlet and gold, the rest in every variety of riding-dress.