a fortnight without improvement, when one morning
at breakfast a marmalade of bananas was served.
I had hardly touched it to my lips when the nausea
returned with greater violence; I could eat nothing,
and soon a salivation came on which lasted several
hours. In the mean while a poor Breton who had
established himself on the island some years ago,
and had conformed to savage life, came to see me.
Bananas were scarce in the neighborhood, and he found
that I had a large supply of them, and I offered him
a bunch. Fortin, it was his name, on his way
back to his cabin with my present, broke a banana
off the bunch and commenced to eat it. He felt
under his tooth a hard substance, which he caught
in his hand. To his great surprise, it was a
sort of blue and white stone. He soon felt ill,
and fortunately was able to vomit what he had swallowed.
Furious, and accusing me of a criminal intention,
he returned to my quarters to demand an explanation.
I examined the substance taken from the banana, and
found that it was blue vitriol and corrosive sublimate.
The presence of such substances in a banana was far
from natural. I took other bunches of my supply,
and found in several bananas the same poisons, which
had been skillfully introduced under the skin.
After some inquiries I found, from Fortin’s own
wife, that similar drugs had been sometimes seen in
the hands of Lilihae, who had bought them of a druggist
in Honolulu for the treatment of syphilis. The
riddle was at once completely solved. A few days
passed, and Lilihae killed himself by poison, convinced
that all his attempts could not kill me. In his
native superstition, he was satisfied that the gods
would not forgive his indiscretion, since they withheld
from him the power of taking my life; and he could
devise no simpler way to escape their anger, and the
vengeance of my own God, than to take himself the poison
against which I had rebelled. It was discovered
that Lilihae had, in the first place, tried native
poisons on me, and finding them ineffective, he thought
that my foreign nature might require exotic poisons,
which he had accordingly served in the bananas destined
for my table. He went, without my knowledge,
into the cook-house where my native servants kept my
provisions, and, under pretext of chatting with them,
found means to poison my food. The unfortunate
kahuna died fully persuaded that I was a more powerful
sorcerer than he. It was to be feared that, when
he discovered his impotency, he would intrust the
execution of his designs to his fellows, as is common
among sorcerers; but his suicide fortunately removed
this sword of Damocles which hung over my head.
(11.) At the present day, useless old men are no longer
destroyed, nor are the children, whom venereal diseases
have rendered very rare, suffocated; but they do eat
lice, fleas, and grasshoppers. Flies inspire the
same disgust, and the women still give their breasts
to dogs, pigs, and young kids.
(12.) [This operation is certainly still practiced
extensively, if not universally; and the ancient form
of kakiomaka, or slitting the prepuce, has
given way, generally, to the okipoepoe, or the
complete removal of the foreskin. The operation
in a case that came under my notice on the island
of Oahu was performed with a bamboo, and attended with
a feast and rejoicings; the subject was about nine
years old.]