“Come, come,”
the saint answered, “you very well know
The young man’s no more his than your
own to bestow.
Touch one button of his if you dare, Nick—–no!
no!
Cut your stick, sir—come, mizzle!
be off with you! go!”—
The Devil grew hot—
“If I do I’ll be
shot!
An you come to that, Cuthbert, I’ll
tell you what’s what;
He has asked us to dine here,
and go we will not!
Why, you Skinflint,—at
least
You may leave us the feast!
Here we’ve come all that way from our
brimstone abode,
Ten million good leagues, sir, as ever you
strode,
And the deuce of a luncheon we’ve had
on the road—
‘Go!’—’Mizzle!’
indeed—Mr. Saint, who are you,
I should like to know?—’Go!’
I’ll be hanged if I do!
He invited us all—we’ve
a right here—it’s known
That a Baron may do what he likes with his
own—
Here, Asmodeus—a slice of that
beef;—now the mustard!—
What have you got?—oh,
apple-pie—try it with custard.”
The Saint made
a pause
As uncertain, because
He knew Nick is pretty well “up”
in the laws,
And they might be on his side—and
then, he’d such claws!
On the whole, it was better, he thought,
to retire
With the curly-wigged boy he’d picked
out of the fire,
And give up the victuals—to retrace
his path,
And to compromise—(spite of the
Member for Bath).
So to Old Nick’s appeal,
As he turned on his heel,
He replied, “Well, I’ll leave
you the mutton and veal,
And the soup a la Reine, and the sauce
Bechamel;
As the Scroope did invite you to dinner,
I feel
I can’t well turn you out—’twould
be hardly genteel—–
But be moderate, pray,—and remember
thus much,
Since you’re treated as Gentlemen—show
yourselves such,
And don’t make it late,
But mind and go straight
Home to bed when you’ve finished—and
don’t steal the plate,
Nor wrench off the knocker, or bell from
the gate.
Walk away, like respectable Devils, in peace,
And don’t ‘lark’ with the
watch, or annoy the police!”
Having thus said
his say,
That Palmer gray
Took up little La Scroope, and walked coolly
away,
While the Demons all set up a “Hip!
hip! hurrah!”
Then fell, tooth and nail,
on the victuals, as they
Had been guests at Guildhall upon Lord Mayor’s
day,
All scrambling and scuffling for what was
before ’em,
No care for precedence or common decorum.
Few ate more hearty
Than Madame Astarte,
And Hecate,—considered the Belles
of the party.
Between them was seated Leviathan, eager
To “do the polite,” and take
wine with Belphegor;
Here was Morbleu (a French devil),
supping soup-meagre,
And there, munching leeks, Davy Jones of
Tredegar
(A Welsh one), who’d left the domains
of Ap Morgan
To “follow the sea,”—and
next him Demogorgon,—
Then Pan with his pipes, and Fauns grinding
the organ