The Boy With the U.S. Census eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 284 pages of information about The Boy With the U.S. Census.

The Boy With the U.S. Census eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 284 pages of information about The Boy With the U.S. Census.

“Yo’ have the right spirit, boy,” the old man said, “an’ I like to see it, but you’re huntin’ trouble sure’s you’re born.  S’posin’ yo’ asked the questions of some ol’ sorehead that wouldn’ answer?”

“He’d have to answer,” replied Hamilton stoutly, “there’s a law to make him.”

“I don’t believe that law’s used much,” hazarded the old man.

“It isn’t,” Hamilton found himself forced to admit.  “I believe there were not very many arrests all over the country last census.  But the law’s there, just the same.”

“It wouldn’ be a law on the Ridge,” the mountaineer said, “an’ I don’ believe it would do yo’ any good anywhar else.  On the mount’ns, I know, courtesy is a whole lot bigger word than constitution.  Up hyeh, we follow the law when we’re made to, follow an idee backed up by a rifle-barrel because we have to, but there’s not many men hyeh that won’ do anythin’ yo’ ask if yo’ jes’ ask the right way.”

“But there are always some that give trouble,” Hamilton protested, trying to defend his position.

The old Kentuckian slowly shook his head from side to side.

“If yo’ don’ win out by courtesy,” he said, “it’s jes’ because yo’ haven’ been courteous enough, because yo’ haven’ taken yo’ man jes’ right.  Thar isn’t any such thing as bein’ too gracious.  An’ anyway, a census-taker with any other idee up hyeh would be runnin’ chances right along.”

“You mean they would shoot him up?” asked Hamilton.

“I think if he threatened some folks up hyeh an’ in the gullies thar might be trouble.”

“But the fact that he represented the government would insure him from harm, I should think.”

“I don’t think much of that insurance idee,” the old man said.  “I can’t remember that it helped the revenue men sech a great deal.  The only insurance I ever had was a quick ear, an’ even now, I c’n hear a twig snap near a quarter of a mile away.  An’ that used to be good insurance in the ol’ days when, if yo’ weren’t gunnin’ for somebody, thar was somebody gunnin’ fo’ you.”

“But there’s no one ‘gunning’ for you now, is there, Uncle Eli?” asked the boy amusedly.

“I haven’t b’n lookin’ out especially,” the Kentuckian responded, with an answering slow smile, “an’ I reckon sometimes that I might jes’ as well leave the ol’ rifle in the house when I go out.”

“But you never do,” put in Hamilton quickly.

“I reckon that’s jes’ a feelin’,” rejoined the mountaineer, “jes’ one o’ these habits that yo’ hate to give up.  I’d sort o’ be lost without it now, after all these years.  Thar’s no one to worry about, anyway, savin’ Jake Howkle, an’ I don’ believe he’s hankerin’ for blood-lettin’.”

“Jake?  Oh, never,” Hamilton replied with assurance; “why, he’s only about my age.”

“That’s only partly why,” the old man said, “not only because he’s your age, but because he’s b’n at school.  Shootin’ an’ schoolin’ don’ seem to hit it off.  I reckon thar would have b’n a sight less trouble in the mount’ns if thar had b’n mo’ schools.”

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