was sure it would do me good after coming out of the
cold air) and I was forced to obey, which absolutely
took away my stomach. When dinner came in, I
had a mind to sit at a distance from the fire; but
they told me, it was as much as my life was worth,
and set me with my back just against it. Though
my appetite was quite gone, I resolved to force down
as much as I could, and desired the leg of a pullet.
“Indeed, Mr. Bickerstaff,” says the lady,
“you must eat a wing to oblige me,” and
so put a couple upon my plate. I was persecuted
at this rate during the whole meal. As often
as I called for small beer, the master tipped the
wink, and the servant brought me a brimmer of October.
Some time after dinner, I ordered my cousin’s
man who came with me to get ready the horses; but
it was resolved I should not stir that night; and when
I seemed pretty much bent upon going, they ordered
the stable door to be locked, and the children hid
away my cloak and boots. The next question was,
what I would have for supper? I said I never eat
anything at night, but was at last in my own defence
obliged to name the first thing that came into my
head. After three hours spent chiefly in apology
for my entertainment, insinuating to me, “That
this was the worst time of the year for provisions,
that they were at a great distance from any market,
that they were afraid I should be starved, and they
knew they kept me to my loss,” the lady went,
and left me to her husband (for they took special
care I should never be alone.) As soon as her back
was turned, the little misses ran backwards and forwards
every moment; and constantly as they came in or went
out, made a curtsy directly at me, which in good manners
I was forced to return with a bow, and “Your
humble servant pretty Miss.” Exactly at
eight the mother came up, and discovered by the redness
of her face, that supper was not far off. It was
twice as large as the dinner, and my persecution doubled
in proportion. I desired at my usual hour to
go to my repose, and was conducted to my chamber by
the gentleman, his lady, and the whole train of children.
They importuned me to drink something before I went
to bed, and upon my refusing, at last left a bottle
of stingo, as they called it, for fear I should wake
and be thirsty in the night. I was forced in
the morning to rise and dress myself in the dark,
because they would not suffer my kinsman’s servant
to disturb me at the hour I had desired to be called.
I was now resolved to break through all measures to
get away, and after sitting down to a monstrous breakfast
of cold beef, mutton, neats’-tongues, venison-pasty,
and stale beer, took leave of the family; but the gentleman
would needs see me part of my way, and carry me a
short cut through his own grounds, which he told me
would save half a mile’s riding. This last
piece of civility had like to have cost me dear, being
once or twice in danger of my neck, by leaping over
his ditches, and at last forced to alight in the dirt,
when my horse, having slipped his bridle, ran away,
and took us up more than an hour to recover him again.