“As for the women of the country, not being able to talk with them, we could only make our remarks upon them at a distance.  They let the hair of their heads grow to a great length; but as the men make a great show with heads of hair that are none of their own, the women, who they say have very fine heads of hair, tie it up in a knot and cover it from being seen.  The women look like angels, and would be more beautiful than the sun, were it not for little black spots[8] that are apt to break out in their faces, and sometimes rise in very odd figures.  I have observed that those little blemishes wear off very soon; but when they disappear in one part of the face, they are very apt to break out in another, insomuch that I have seen a spot upon the forehead in the afternoon, which was upon the chin in the morning.”

The author then proceeds to shew the absurdity of breeches and petticoats, with many other curious observations, which I shall reserve for another occasion.  I cannot however conclude this paper without taking notice, that amidst these wild remarks there now and then appears something very reasonable.  I cannot likewise forbear observing, that we are all guilty in some measure of the same narrow way of thinking which we meet with in this abstract of the Indian journal; when we fancy the customs, dresses, and manners of other countries are ridiculous and extravagant, if they do not resemble those of our own.[9]

[Footnote 1:  On March 16th, 1711, Swift writes to Stella:  “Have you seen the ‘Spectator’ yet, a paper that comes out every day?  ’Tis written by Mr. Steele, who seems to have gathered new life, and have a new fund of wit; it is in the same nature as his ‘Tatlers,’ and they have all of them had something pretty.  I believe Addison and he club.”  On April 28th he writes again:  “‘The Spectator’ is written by Steele with Addison’s help:  ’tis often very pretty.  Yesterday it was made of a noble hint I gave him long ago for his ‘Tatlers,’ about an Indian supposed to write his travels into England.  I repent he ever had it.  I intended to have written a book on that subject.  I believe he has spent it all in one paper, and all the under hints there are mine too” (vol. ii., pp. 139 and 166 of present edition). [T.S.]]

[Footnote 2:  Juvenal, “Satires,” xiv. 321.

    “Nature and wisdom never are at strife.”—­W.  GIFFORD.

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[Footnote 3:  Steele’s paper on the four Indian kings appeared in “The Tatler” for May 13th, 1710 (No. 171):—­“Who can convince the world that four kings shall come over here, and He at the Two Crowns and Cushion, and one of them fall sick, and the place be called King Street, and all this by mere accident?”—­The so-called kings were four Iroquois chiefs who came over to see Queen Anne.  The Queen saw them on April 19th, 1710.  During their visit here Colonel Schuyler and Colonel Francis Nicholson were appointed to attend them. [T.S.]]