Still I know I’m as keen as ever
Tacklin’ the stuff he
likes to send,
Cuttin’ an’ drivin’
his best endeavour
While pluck an’ muscle
an’ sight befriend.
I’m slow, in course; an’ at
times a stitch, Sir,
Makes me muddle the stroke
I planned;
But I’m not yet ready to leave the
pitch, Sir,
For Lord knows what in the
Better Land!
Some dirty day, when eyes are dimmer,
Old Death will have his chance
to scoff;
For up his sleeve he’s got a trimmer
Bound to come a yard from
the off!
It’ll do me down! But if he’s
a chap, Sir,
Able to tell a job well done,
No doubt he’ll give his foe a clap,
Sir,
Walkin’ out of the crease
an’ sun.
’Tis more than forty years I’ve
tasted
Sweet and bitter supplied
by Luck,
Never thinkin’ an hour was wasted,
Whether I blobbed or whether
I stuck.
Long as I had some kind of wicket,
’Twas never the wrong
’un, fast or slow;
An’ I thank my stars I took to Cricket
Seven-an’-fifty years
ago!
The game’s been missus an’
kids to me, Sir—
Aye, an’ a rare good
girl she’s been!
I met her first at my father’s knee,
Sir,
An’ married her young
on Richmond Green.
An’ as she’s proved so true
a lover,
Never inclined to scratch
or scold,
When the long day’s fun at last
is over,
I’ll love her still
in the churchyard cold!
I’ve never twisted my brain with
thinkin’
The way life goes in the world
above,
But lessons here there ain’t no
blinkin’
Make me guess that the Umpire’s
Love!
God knows I’ve muffed some easy
chances
Of doing good, like a silly
lout;
But because He’s fairer nor any
fancies
I’m not in a funk of
hearin’, “Out!”
FIVE YEARS AFTER.
Many a mate of splice and leather,
Out in the stiff autumnal weather,
There we stood by his grave together,
After his innings;
All on a day of misty yellow
Watching in grief a grim old fellow,
Death, who diddles both young and mellow,
Pocket his winnings.
Flew from his hand the matchless skimmer!
Breaking a yard, the destined trimmer,
Beating the bat and the eyes grown dimmer,
Shattered the
wicket!
Slow to the dark Pavilion wending,
His head on his breast, with Mercy friending,
The batsman walked to his silent ending,
Finished with
cricket.
Whether or not that gaunt Professor
Noting his man; that stark Assessor
Of faulty play in the bat’s possessor
Clapped for his
foeman,
We who had seen that figure splendid
Guarding the stumps so well defended
Wept and cheered when by craft was ended
Innings and yeoman!
Not long before the ball that beat him,
All ends up, went down to meet him,
Tie him up in a knot, defeat him
Once and for ever,
He told his mates that he wished, when
hoary
Time put an end to his famous story,
To trudge with his old brown bag to Glory,
Separate never!