My boy, the game that’s big and
bright,
The game that stands all games
above,
And towers to such a glorious height,
Deserves the summit of your
love!
Is this a time for dapper spats,
When foes arrive to test our
worth?
Beg pardon of your gloves and bats,
And play the kingliest game
on earth!
THE OLYMPIANS.
Let those who will believe the Gods
On high Olympus do not travel
Along the lane that Progress plods,
The tricks of mortals to unravel:
Let them believe who will they shun
The average of C.B. Fry,
Or never from their lilied park
A little nearer Clifton run
To watch with joy the crimson lark
By Jessop bullied to the sky.
They love the Game. So warm they
glow,
Not seldom rise imperial quarrels;
And not so many moons ago
Jove boxed with zeal Apollo’s
laurels.
The question ran, Was Arthur Mold
Unfairly stigmatised by muffs,
Or did he play a dubious prank?
Venus herself began to scold,
And Gods by dozens on a bank
Profanely took to fisticuffs!
When on the level mead of Hove
Elastic-sided Ranjitsinhji
With bowlers neatly juggles, Jove
Of clapping palms is never
stingy.
Ambrosia stands neglected; wine
To crack the skull of Hector
spills
While Lockwood cudgels brawn and brain;
And when the Prince leaves
ninety-nine,
The cheers go valleywards like rain,
And hip-hurrah among the hills!
Prone on the lawn in merry mobs,
They note the polished art
of Trumper,
The Surrey Lobster bowling lobs,
The anxious wriggles of the
Stumper.
’Tis not (believe me) theirs to
sneer
At what the modern mortal
loves,
But theirs to copy noble sport;
And radiant hawkers every
year
Do splendid trade in bats and gloves
With Jupiter and all his Court!
THE OLD PROFESSIONAL.
Sixty years since the game begun, Sir,
Sixty years since I took the
crease!
Sixty years in the rain an’ sun,
Sir,
Death’s been tryin’
to end my lease.
Oh, but he’s sent me down some corkers,
Given me lots of nasty jobs;
Mixed length-balls with his dazzlin’
Yorkers,
Kickers an’ shooters,
grubs an’ lobs!
Here I’ve stood, an’ I’ve
met him smilin’,
Takin’ all of his nasty
bumps;
Grantin’ at times his luck was rilin’
When reg’lar fizzers
tickled the stumps.
Playin’ him straight an’ storin’
breath, Sir,
Closely watchin’ his
artful wrist,
I’ve had a rare old tussle with
Death, Sir,
Slammin’ the loose ‘uns,
smotherin’ twist!