It was only when I got out of the building that I began to walk on air.  And the human animal being averse from change and timid before the unknown, I said to myself that I would not mind really being examined by the same man on a future occasion.  But when the time of ordeal came round again the doorkeeper let me into another room, with the now familiar paraphernalia of models of ships and tackle, a board for signals on the wall, a big long table covered with official forms, and having an unrigged mast fixed to the edge.  The solitary tenant was unknown to me by sight, though not by reputation, which was simply execrable.  Short and sturdy as far as I could judge, clad in an old, brown, morning-suit, he sat leaning on his elbow, his hand shading his eyes, and half averted from the chair I was to occupy on the other side of the table.  He was motionless, mysterious, remote, enigmatical, with something mournful too in the pose, like that statue of Giuliano (I think) de’ Medici shading his face on the tomb by Michael Angelo, though, of course, he was far, far from being beautiful.  He began by trying to make me talk nonsense.  But I had been warned of that fiendish trait, and contradicted him with great assurance.  After a while he left off.  So far good.  But his immobility, the thick elbow on the table, the abrupt, unhappy voice, the shaded and averted face grew more and more impressive.  He kept inscrutably silent for a moment, and then, placing me in a ship of a certain size, at sea, under certain conditions of weather, season, locality, &c. &c.—­all very clear and precise—­ordered me to execute a certain manoeuvre.  Before I was half through with it he did some material damage to the ship.  Directly I had grappled with the difficulty he caused another to present itself, and when that too was met he stuck another ship before me, creating a very dangerous situation.  I felt slightly outraged by this ingenuity in piling up trouble upon a man.

“I wouldn’t have got into that mess,” I suggested mildly.  “I could have seen that ship before.”

He never stirred the least bit.

“No, you couldn’t.  The weather’s thick.”

“Oh!  I didn’t know,” I apologised blankly.

I suppose that after all I managed to stave off the smash with sufficient approach to verisimilitude, and the ghastly business went on.  You must understand that the scheme of the test he was applying to me was, I gathered, a homeward passage—­the sort of passage I would not wish to my bitterest enemy.  That imaginary ship seemed to labour under a most comprehensive curse.  It’s no use enlarging on these never-ending misfortunes; suffice it to say that long before the end I would have welcomed with gratitude an opportunity to exchange into the “Flying Dutchman.”  Finally he shoved me into the North Sea (I suppose) and provided me with a lee-shore with outlying sandbanks—­the Dutch coast presumably.  Distance, eight miles.  The evidence of such implacable animosity deprived me of speech for quite half a minute.