shortly after the retreat began he was sent back to
the town where some divisions of the French Army (and
amongst them the Polish corps of Prince Joseph Poniatowski),
jammed hopelessly in the streets, were being simply
exterminated by the troops of the Allied Powers.
When asked what it was like in there Mr. Nicholas
B. muttered the only word “Shambles.”
Having delivered his message to the Prince he hastened
away at once to render an account of his mission to
the superior who had sent him. By that time the
advance of the enemy had enveloped the town, and he
was shot at from houses and chased all the way to
the river bank by a disorderly mob of Austrian Dragoons
and Prussian Hussars. The bridge had been mined
early in the morning and his opinion was that the sight
of the horsemen converging from many sides in the
pursuit of his person alarmed the officer in command
of the sappers and caused the premature firing of the
charges. He had not gone more than 200 yards on
the other side when he heard the sound of the fatal
explosions. Mr. Nicholas B. concluded his bald
narrative with the word “Imbecile” uttered
with the utmost deliberation. It testified to
his indignation at the loss of so many thousands of
lives. But his phlegmatic physiognomy lighted
up when he spoke of his only wound, with something
resembling satisfaction. You will see that there
was some reason for it when you learn that he was
wounded in the heel. “Like his Majesty the
Emperor Napoleon himself,” he reminded his hearers
with assumed indifference. There can be no doubt
that the indifference was assumed, if one thinks what
very distinguished sort of wound it was. In all
the history of warfare there are, I believe, only
three warriors publicly known to have been wounded
in the heel—Achilles and Napoleon—demi-gods
indeed—to whom the familial piety of an
unworthy descendant adds the name of the simple mortal,
Nicholas B.
The Hundred Days found Mr. Nicholas B. staying with
a distant relative of ours, owner of a small estate
in Galicia. How he got there across the breadth
of an armed Europe and after what adventures I am afraid
will never be known now. All his papers were
destroyed shortly before his death; but if there was
amongst them, as he affirmed, a concise record of
his life, then I am pretty sure it did not take up
more than a half-sheet of foolscap or so. This
relative of ours happened to be an Austrian officer,
who had left the service after the battle of Austerlitz.
Unlike Mr. Nicholas B., who concealed his decorations,
he liked to display his honourable discharge in which
he was mentioned as unschreckbar (fearless) before
the enemy. No conjunction could seem more unpromising,
yet it stands in the family tradition that these two
got on very well together in their rural solitude.
When asked whether he had not been sorely tempted
during the Hundred Days to make his way again to France
and join the service of his beloved Emperor, Mr. Nicholas
B. used to mutter: “No money. No horse.
Too far to walk.”