for it was part of the major’s policy to lay himself open to be a butt, his laudable perseverance was entirely thrown away.  At last he gave it up in disgust, and raising his stick hailed a passing ’bus, into which he sprang, taking a searching glance round to see that no one was following him.  After a drive which brought him to the other side of the City, he got out in a broad, busy thoroughfare, lined with large shops.  A narrow turning from the main artery led into a long, dingy street, consisting of very high smoke-coloured houses, which ran parallel to the other, and presented as great a contrast to it as the back of a painting does to the front.

Down this sombre avenue the major strutted with all his wonted pomposity, until about half-way down he reached a tall, grim-looking house, with many notices of “apartments” glaring from the windows.  The line of railings which separated this house from the street was rusty, and broken and the whole place had a flavour of mildew.  The major walked briskly up the stone steps, hollowed out by the feet of generations of lodgers, and pushing open the great splotchy door, which bore upon it a brass plate indicating that the establishment was kept by a Mrs. Robins, he walked into the hall with the air of one who treads familiar ground.  Up one flight of stairs, up two flights of stairs, and up three flights of stairs did he climb, until on the fourth landing he pushed open a door and found himself in a small room, which formed for the nonce the “little place” about which he was wont at the club to make depreciatory allusions, so skilfully introduced that the listener was left in doubt as to whether the major was the happy possessor of a country house and grounds, or whether he merely owned a large suburban villa.  Even this modest sanctum was not entirely the major’s own, as was shown by the presence of a ruddy-faced man with a long, tawny beard, who sat on one side of the empty fire-place, puffing at a great china-bowled pipe, and comporting himself with an ease which showed that he was no casual visitor.

As the other entered, the man in the chair gave vent to a guttural grunt without removing the mouthpiece of his pipe from between his lips; and Major Clutterbuck returned the greeting with an off-handed nod.  His next proceeding was to take off his glossy hat and pack it away in a hat-box.  He then removed his coat, his collar, his tie, and his gaiters, with equal solicitude, and put them in a place of safety.  After which he donned a long purple dressing-gown and a smoking-cap, in which garb he performed the first steps of a mazurka as a sign of the additional ease which he experienced.

“Not much to dance about either, me boy,” the old soldier said, seating himself in a camp-chair and putting his feet upon another one.  “Bedad, we’re all on the verge.  Unless luck takes a turn there’s no saying what may become of us.”

“We have been badder than this before now many a time,” said the yellow-bearded man, in an accent which proclaimed him to be a German.  “My money vill come, or you vill vin, or something vill arrive to set all things right.”