habit which did not conduce to wakefulness at 1 a.m.
Consequently they were somewhat sleepy at matins and
found an almost Johnsonian difficulty in getting up
early. Wise St Benedict foresaw the difficulty,
when he wrote in his rule: ’When they rise
for the Divine Office, let them gently encourage one
another, because of the excuses made by those that
are drowsy.’[8] At the nunnery of Stainfield
in 1519 the bishop discovered that half an hour sometimes
elapsed between the last stroke of the bell and the
beginning of the service, and that some of the nuns
did not sing, but dozed, partly because they had not
enough candles, but chiefly because they went late
to bed;[9] and whoever is without sin among us, let
him cast the first stone! There was a tendency
also among both monks and nuns to slip out before
the end of the service on any good or bad excuse:
they had to see after the dinner or the guest-house,
their gardens needed weeding, or they did not feel
well. But the most common fault of all was to
gabble through the services as quickly as they could
in order to get them over. They left out the
syllables at the beginning and end of words, they
omitted the dipsalma or pause between two verses, so
that one side of the choir was beginning the second
half before the other side had finished the first;
they skipped sentences, they mumbled and slurred what
should have been ‘entuned in their nose ful semely’,
and altogether they made a terrible mess of the stately
plainsong. So prevalent was the fault of gabbling
that the Father of Evil was obliged to charter a special
Devil called Tittivillus, whose sole business it was
to collect all these dropped syllables and carry them
back to his master in a big bag. In one way or
another, we have a good deal of information about
him, for he was always letting himself be seen by holy
men, who generally had a sharp eye for devils.
One Latin rhyme distinguishes carefully between the
contents of his sack: ’These are they who
wickedly corrupt the holy psalms: the dangler,
the gasper, the leaper, the galloper, the dragger,
the mumbler, the fore-skipper, the fore-runner and
the over-leaper: Tittivillus collecteth the fragments
of these men’s words.’[10] Indeed, a holy
Cistercian abbot once interviewed the poor little
devil himself and heard about his alarming industry;
this is the story as it is told in The Myroure
of Oure Ladye, written for the delectation of
the nuns of Syon in the fifteenth century: ’We
read of a holy Abbot of the order of Citeaux that
while he stood in the choir at matins he saw a fiend
that had a long and great poke hanging about his neck
and went about the choir from one to another and waited
busily after all letters and syllables and words and
failings that any made; and them he gathered diligently
and put them in his poke. And when he came before
the Abbot, waiting if aught had escaped him that he
might have gotten and put in his bag, the Abbot was
astonied and afeard of the foulness and misshape of