cleansed.’ Then Charles, of all kings
the wisest, understanding the state of affairs
said to him: ‘If I empty I can also fill.’
And he added: ’You may have that estate
which lies close to your bishopric, and all your
successors may have it until the end of time.’
In the same journey, too, he came to a bishop who
lived in a place through which he must needs pass.
Now on that day, being the sixth day of the week,
he was not willing to eat the flesh of beast
or bird; and the bishop, being by reason of the
nature of the place unable to procure fish upon the
sudden, ordered some excellent cheese, rich and creamy,
to be placed before him. And the most self-restrained
Charles, with the readiness which he showed everywhere
and on all occasions, spared the blushes of the
bishop and required no better fare; but taking
up his knife cut off the skin, which he thought
unsavoury and fell to on the white of the cheese.
Thereupon the bishop, who was standing near like a
servant, drew closer and said: ’Why
do you do that, lord emperor? You are throwing
away the very best part.’ Then Charles,
who deceived no one, and did not believe that anyone
would deceive him, on the persuasion of the bishop
put a piece of the skin in his mouth, and slowly
ate it and swallowed it like butter. Then
approving of the advice of the bishop, he said:
‘Very true, my good host,’ and he added:
’Be sure to send me every year to Aix two
cartloads of just such cheeses.’ And
the bishop was alarmed at the impossibility of the
task and, fearful of losing both his rank and his office,
he rejoined: ’My lord, I can procure
the cheeses, but I cannot tell which are of this
quality and which of another. Much I fear
lest I fall under your censure.’ Then Charles,
from whose penetration and skill nothing could
escape, however new or strange it might be, spoke
thus to the bishop, who from childhood had known
such cheeses and yet could not test them:
‘Cut them in two,’ he said, ’then
fasten together with a skewer those that you
find to be of the right quality and keep them
in your cellar for a time and then send them to me.
The rest you may keep for yourself and your ¸clergy
and your family.’ This was done for
two years, and the king ordered the present of
cheeses to be taken in without remark: then
in the third year the bishop brought in person his
laboriously collected cheeses. But the most
just Charles pitied his labour and anxiety and
added to the bishopric an excellent estate whence
he and his successors might provide themselves
with corn and wine.[22]
We may feel sorry for the poor flustered bishop collecting his two cartloads of cheeses; but it is possible that our real sympathy ought to go to Bodo, who probably had to pay an extra rent in cheeses to satisfy the emperor’s taste, and got no excellent estate to recompense him.