to Ireland—clash number one. It is
not simply a question of yes or no; there are attendant
circumstances. Around a public man in place circulates
a swarm of interested people, needy friends, meddling
politicians, “supporters” generally.
The chief magistrate will have influence on the bench
which they all wish to invoke now and then, and they
all wish to see him there. They don’t approve
of any principle that stands in the way. They
group themselves together as his “supporters,”
and claiming to have put him into public life, they
act as if they had acquired a lease of his soul.
Not what he knows to be right, but what they believe
to be useful, must be done; and before the first day
is done the first fight must be made. However,
the old Fenian has enough of the spirit of old times
to come safe through the first round. But the
second is close on his heels: Dublin Castle has
been attentive. The mayor, as chief magistrate,
has privileges on which the Castle now silently closes.
There are private and veiled remonstrances by secret
officials: “The mayor is acting illegally;
he must not do so-and-so; such is the function of
a magistrate; he has not taken the oath,” etc.
All this renewing the fight of the first day, for the
Castle, too, wants the mayor on the bench to brand
him as its own and alienate him from the old flag.
It puts on the pressure by suppressing his privileges,
weakening his influence, and disappointing his “supporters.”
All this is silently done. Still, the mayor holds
fast, but he has not counted on this, and is beginning
to be baffled and worried. Meanwhile a sort of
guerilla attack is being maintained: invitations
arrive to garden parties at Windsor, lesser functions
nearer home, free passages to all the gay festivals,
free admissions everywhere, the route indicated, and
a gracious request for the presence of the mayor and
mayoress. Genuine business engagements now save
the situation, and the invitations are put by, but
our chief citizen is now bewildered. These social
missiles are flying in all directions, always gracious
and flattering, never challenging and rude—who
can withstand them? Still he is bewildered, but
not yet caught. A new assault is made: the
great Health Crusade Battery is called up. Here
we must all unite, God’s English and the wild
Irish, the Fenian and the Castleman, the labourer and
the lord. Surely, we are all against the microbes.
There is a great demonstration, their Excellencies
attend—and the mayor presides. Under
the banner of the microbe he is caught. It is
a great occasion, which their Excellencies grace and
improve. His Excellency is affable with the mayor;
her Excellency is confidential and gracious with the
mayoress—we might have been schoolchildren
in the same townland we are so cordial. Everything
proceeds amid plaudits, and winds up in acclamation.
Their Excellencies depart. Great is the no-politics
era—you can so quietly spike the guns of
many an old politician—and keep him safe.