But alas!  Monsieur Teddy soon will go beat himself[21] with the boches!  It is terrible to think because he is so good and beautiful!  I told you he have little wings white on him, because he go up in the air?

Goodbye, dear godfather,
Your affeckshunate godchild,
Andree Leblanc.

[20] Washing the vessels (laver la vaisselle) washing the dishes. [21] Beat himself (se battre) to fight.

Greenville Falls, N.Y. 
October 6, 1917.

Deer godchild,

I am sending you this letter in anser to yours quick, becaus I think if you are not careful that Teddy will poison you with his eats.  The gum was bad enuf and I was jokin when I sed what I did about the shoestring, but cross my heart and hope to dye, that feedin you cold cream is the wust I ever herd, and what makes me feel so bad is there is no one to warn you and he is stringin you on.  Gee whiz, it makes me sick to think of it!  I have not been able to eat fer two days, yesterday we had pancakes fer brekfast and I cood not eat enny and mother sed, I wonder what ales James?  And dad sed, In the spring a yung mans fancy, and mother sed quick, It is not spring, Prendy, it is fall, and I think it is his stummick that is turned and dad sed, No it is his heart I have found his poitry, and mother sed, Well you may be rite but I shall give him a dose of caster oil, You no the oil of the caster, just like you had the oil of the codfish only this tests like sam scratch see?  Well I had to swaller some and it was feerce and fer too cents I wood twist that teller Teddy’s nose and stick my finger in his eye.  Gee whiz, and he wares white wings dose he, and jumps up in the air.  Some angel beleeve me, say mebbe he is a angel that has fallen from the sky? or a acrobat from Barnums? only I guess if he comes from Barnums he must be a freak al-rite.  Ennyway until this yere ends you are my godchild and I am your godfather, and I forbid you to tuch enny more of that Teddys eats, understand?  If you are hungry you just tell me, and I will send you the proper food; and it will not be gum, or cold-cream or candels ether, I can tell you.  Why even Mr. le Cure wood no enuf not to give you enny of those things.  That Teddy is not fit to have a godchild, and that is the hole story in a nutshell.  I dunno just what I shall do if he rites to me.  Mebbe I will anser and mebbe I wont.  I guess I shall tell miss Betty about it.  Have I ever tole you about her?  She lives in the big house on the hill next to Sid Perkins and she has hare like, well like what you sed about Jean’s, like gold and sunshine, and big blue eyes and the cutest little chin with a dimple rite in the middle, and when she smiles she makes me think of the ferry queens you read about in books.  I guess miss Betty is the prettiest girl on earth al-rite.  She was one of the folks what let me give there dorenobs a extra polish, and she nos all about you and now I have tole her about that Teddy, and she sez, I no just how you feel about him Jimmy.  It is a grate comfort to have someone understand you if your family do not.  And I askt her if she new enny poitry in french I cood send you by way of conversashun, and she sez, I remember just one, and here it is,