hogs had been left to roam at will through the fields
by the refugee farmers, and orders were given not
to kill or molest them, to eat as much corn as we
wished, but to spare the hogs. When the regiments
were sent on pickets, a detail was left in camp as
guard, also to watch around the fields to prevent
trespass. While our regiment was on its three
days’ picket, I was left as one of the detail
to guard the camp. Some one reported a fine hog
in the yard of a house some distance away. It
was agreed to kill it, divide it up, and have a rare
treat for the weary pickets when they returned.
How to kill it without attracting the attention of
the other guards was a question of importance, because
the report of a rifle and the proverbial squeal of
a hog would be sure to bring down upon us the guard.
One of the men had a pistol, still we were afraid
to trust this. A cellar door stood temptingly
open. We tried to drive the hog into it, but
with a hog’s perverseness it refused to be driven,
and after rushing around the yard several times with
no results, it was decided to shoot it. The man
claimed to be a good shot, and declared that no hog
would squeal after being shot by him, but, as Burns
says, “The best laid plans of mice and men aft’
gang a glee.” So with us. After shooting,
the porker cut desperate antics, and set up a frightful
noise, but the unexpected always happens, and the
hog took refuge in the cellar, or rather the basement
of the dwelling, to our great relief. We were
proceeding finely, skinning away, the only method
the soldiers had of cleaning a hog, when to our astonishment
and dismay, in walked the much dreaded guard.
Now there something peculiar about the soldier’s
idea of duty, the effects of military training, and
the stern obedience to orders. The first lesson
he learns is obedience, and the longer in service the
more convinced he is of its necessity. While he
may break ranks, pass guards, rob roosts, or pilfer
fruits and vegetables himself, yet put a gun in his
hand, place him on duty, order him to guard or protect
men or property, and his integrity in that respect
is as unyielding, inflexible, and stern as if his
life depended upon his faithful performance.
The Roman soldiers’ obedience to orders made
them immortal, and their nation the greatest on earth.
But to resume the thread of my story. When the
guard came in we thought ourselves lost. To be
punished for hog stealing, and it published at home,
was more than our patriotism could stand. The
guard questioned us about the killing, said it was
against orders to fire a gun within range of camp,
and furthermore against orders to molest private property.
We tried to convince the guard that it was contraband,
that the owners had left it, and to crown the argument,
insisted that if we did not take the hog the Yankees
would. This was the argument always last resorted
to to ease conscience and evade the law. In this
case, strange to say, it had its effect. After
some parleying, it was agreed to share the booty equally