“‘Come out of that coat; can’t wear that in the city to-day,’ was the first salutation the jolly knights gave the fine dressed devotee of the blue cloth.
“‘What, do you wish to insult me?’ indignantly replied the man, turning and glaring at the two officers with the ferocity of a tiger.
“‘Oh, no,’ says John, ‘we want that coat;’ and instinctively the young Captains lay hands upon the garment that gave so much offense.
“‘Hands off me, you cowardly young ruffians!’
“‘Oh, come out of that coat,’ replied the jolly couple.
“‘Rip, rip,’ went the coat; ‘biff, biff,’ went the non-combattant’s fist. Right and left he struck from the shoulders, to be replied to with equal energy by the fists of the young men.
“‘Rip, rip,’ goes the coat, ‘bang, biff,’ goes the fists. Down in the street, over in the gutter, kicks and blows, still ‘rip, rip,’ goes the coat.
“‘Help!’ cries the non-combatant.
“‘Yes,’ cries Gus, ‘help with the coat John.’
“The noise gathered the crowd. With the crowd came Lieutenant H.L. Farley. The burly frame of Farley soon separated the fighters. The gambler seeing his hopelessness in the face of so much odds, rose to his feet, and made a dash for liberty, leaving in the hands of each of the boys a tail of the much prized coat, all ‘tattered and torn.’ The gambler made quite a ludicrous picture, streaking it through town with his coat-tails off.”
This is Pope’s story, but I will here tell the sequel which was not near so amusing to me.
Sometime afterwards, the writer and participant in the fray of the “coat-tail” was slightly wounded, and was sent to Lynchburg to the hospital, formerly a Catholic college, if I am not mistaken. After being there for a time with my wounded brother officers (this was a hospital for officers alone) I became sufficiently convalescent to feel like a stroll through the city. I felt a little tender,