They accepted the Confederate money offered as pay
for meals or provisions more as a respect to an overpowering
foe than as a compensation for their wares. A
good joke in this campaign was had at the expense of
Captain Nance, of the Third. It must be remembered
that the privates played many practical jokes upon
their officers in camps, when at other times and on
other occasions such would be no joke at all, but a
bit of downright rascality and meanness—but
in the army such was called fun. A nice chicken,
but too old to fry, so it must be stewed. As the
wagons were not up, cooking utensils were scarce—about
one oven to twenty-five men. Captain Nance ordered
Jess to bake the biscuit at night and put away till
morning, when the chicken would be cooked and a fine
breakfast spread. Now the Captain was overflowing
in good humor and spirits, and being naturally generous-hearted,
invited the Colonel and Lieutenant Colonel Rutherford,
the latter his prospective brother-in-law, down to
take breakfast with him. The biscuits were all
baked nicely and piled high up on an old tin plate
and put in the Captain’s tent at his head for
safe keeping during the night. Early next morning
the fowl was “jumping in the pan,” as the
boys would say, while the Captain made merry with
the others over their discomfiture at seeing him and
his guests eating “chicken and flour bread,”
while they would be “chewing crackers.”
All things must come to an end, of course; so the
chicken was at last “cooked to a turn,”
the Colonel and the future brother-in-law are seated
expectantly upon the ground waiting the breakfast
call. The Captain was assisting Jess in putting
on the finishing touches to the tempting meal, as well
as doing the honors to his distinguished guests.
When all was ready he ordered Jess to bring out the
biscuits. After an unusual long wait, as it may
have appeared to Captain Nance under the condition
of his appetite and the presence of his superiors,
he called out, “Why in the thunder don’t
you bring out the biscuits, Jess?” Still blankets
were overturned and turned again, knapsacks moved
for the fourth or fifth time, yet Jess hunted faithfully
in that little four by six tent for the plate of biscuits.
“Why in the h——l don’t
you come on with the biscuits, Jess?” with a
pronounced accent on the word “Jess.”
Meanwhile Jess poked his black, shaggy head through
the tent door, the white of his eyes depicting the
anguish of his mind, his voice the despair he felt,
answered: “Well, Marse John, before God
Almighty, ef somebody ain’t tooken stole dem
bisket.” Tableaux!! Twenty-five years
afterwards at a big revival meeting at Bethel Church,
in Newberry County, a great many “hard cases,”
as they were called, were greatly impressed with the
sermons, and one especially seemed on the point of
“getting religion,” as it is called.
But he seemed to be burdened with a great weight.
At the end of the service he took out Captain Nance
and expressed a desire to make a confession.