as coughing and gasping for breath, while the tears
streamed down our faces, and Don Pepe and Don Pancho
gravely continued their dinner, assuring us that we
should get quite to like it in time. Pepe and
Pancho, by the way, are short for Jose and
Francisco. Dinner over, it was time to visit the
churches, to which people crowd by thousands, this
evening and to-morrow, to see the monuments, as they
are called. Pancho departed, being on duty as
escort to his sisters; and we having, by Pepe’s
advice, left our watches and valuables in his room,
and put our handkerchiefs in our breast-pockets, started
with him. Mr. Christy, always on the look-out
for a new seed or plant, had taken possession of the
seeds of two mameis, which are fleshy fruits—as
big as cocoa-nuts—each containing a hard
smooth seed as large as a hen’s egg. These
not being of great value, he put one in each tail-pocket
of his coat. When we got out, we found the streets
full of people, hurrying from one church to another,
anxious to get as many as possible visited in the
evening. We went first to the monastery of San
Francisco, close to our hotel, the largest, and perhaps
the richest convent in the country. Entering
through a great gate, we find ourselves in a large
courtyard, full of people, who are visiting—one
after another—the four churches which the
establishment contains, going in at one door and out
at the other. At the door of the largest church,
stands a tall monk, soliciting customers for the rosaries
of olive-wood, crosses, and medals from Jerusalem,
which are displayed on a stall close by—shouting
in a stentorian voice, every two or three minutes,
“He who gives alms to Holy Church, shall receive
plenary indulgence, and deliver one soul from purgatory.”
We bought some, but there did not seem to be many
other purchasers. Indeed, we found, when we had
been longer in the country, that a few pence would
buy all sorts of church indulgences, from the permission
to eat meat on fast-days up to plenary absolution
in the hour of death; and the trade, once so flourishing
here, is almost used up. The churches were hung
with black, and lighted up; and in each was a “monument,”
a kind of bower of green branches decorated with flowers,
mirror’s, and gold and silver church-plate,
and supposed to stand for the Garden of Gethsemane.
Inside was reclining a wax figure of our Saviour, gaudily
dressed in silk and velvet; and there were also representations
of the Last Supper, with wax-work figures as large
as life. To visit and criticise these “monuments”
was the object of the sort of pilgrimage people were
making from church to church, and they seemed thoroughly
to enjoy it. It was not a superfluous precaution
that we had taken, in leaving our valuables in a place
of safety, for, on our exit from the first church,
we found that Pepe had lost his handkerchief and a
cigar-case, which he had stowed away in an inner pocket,
and Mr. Christy had been relieved of one of his mamei