It’s three years now.
LIZA
Couldn’t get a regular job, like?
JOHN
Well, I suppose I might have. I suppose it’s my fault, miss. But the heart was out of me.
LIZA
Dear me, now.
JOHN
Miss.
LIZA
Yes?
JOHN
You’ve a kind face . . .
LIZA
’Ave I?
JOHN
Yes. Would you do me a kind turn?
LIZA
Well, I dunno. I might, as yer so down on yer luck—I don’t like to see a man like you are, I must say.
JOHN
Would you let me come into the big house and speak to the missus a moment?
LIZA
She’d row me awful if I did. This house is very respectable.
JOHN
I feel, if you would, I feel, I feel my luck might change.
LIZA
But I don’t know what she’d say if I did.
JOHN
Miss, I must.
LIZA
I don’t know wot she’d say.
JOHN
I must come in, miss, I must.
LIZA
I don’t know what she’ll say.
JOHN
I must. I can’t help myself.
LIZA
I don’t know what she’ll . . .
[John is in, door shuts.]
[Ali throws his head up and laughs, but quite silently.]
Curtain
SCENE 2
The drawing-room at the Acacias.
A moment later.
The scene is the same as in Act I, except that the sofa which was red is now green, and the photograph of Aunt Martha is replaced by that of a frowning old colonel. The ages of the four children in the photographs are the same, but their sexes have changed.
[Mary reading. Enter Liza.]
LIZA
There’s a gentleman to see you, mum, which is, properly speaking, not a gentleman at all, but ’e would come in, mum.