If: a play in four acts eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 89 pages of information about If.

If: a play in four acts eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 89 pages of information about If.

ARCHIE BEAL

The pass?

JOHN BEAL

Yes, that place you came over.  It’s the only way anyone can get here.

ARCHIE BEAL

Yes, I suppose it is.  But how does the pass affect these idols?

JOHN BEAL

It affects everything here.  If that pass were closed no living man would ever enter or leave, or even hear of, this country.  It’s absolutely cut off except for that one pass.  Why, Archie, it isn’t even on the map.

ARCHIE BEAL

Yes, I know.

JOHN BEAL

Well, whoever owns that pass is everybody.  No one else counts.

ARCHIE BEAL

And who does own it?

JOHN BEAL

Well, it’s actually owned by a fellow called Hussein, but Miss Clement’s uncle, a man called Hinnard, a kind of lonely explorer, seems to have come this way; and I think he understood what this pass is worth.  Anyhow, he lent Hussein a big sum of money and got an acknowledgment from Hussein.  Old Hinnard must have been a wonderfully shrewd man.  For that acknowledgment is no more legal than an I.O.U., and Hussein is simply a brigand.

ARCHIE BEAL

Not very good security.

JOHN BEAL

Well, you’re wrong there.  Hussein himself respects that piece of parchment he signed.  There’s the name of some god or other written on it Hussein is frightened of.  Now you see how things are.  That pass is as holy as all the gods that there are in Al Shaldomir.  Hussein possesses it.  But he owes an enormous sum to Miss Miralda Clement, and I am here as her agent; and you’ve come to help me like a great sportsman.

ARCHIE BEAL

O, never mind that.  Well, it all seems pretty simple.

JOHN BEAL

Well, I don’t know, Archie.  Hussein admits the debt, but . . .

ARCHIE BEAL

But what?

JOHN BEAL

I don’t know what he’ll do.

ARCHIE BEAL

Wants watching, does he?

JOHN BEAL

Yes.  And meanwhile I feel sort of responsible for all these silly people.  Somebody’s got to look after them.  Daoud!

Daoud [off]

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