that the stone made as it struck the water, never
doubted that she had cast herself in: so, bucket
and rope in hand, he flung himself out of the house,
and came running to the well to her rescue. The
lady had meanwhile hidden herself hard by the door,
and seeing him make for the well, was in the house
in a trice, and having locked the door, hied her to
the window, and greeted him with:—“’Tis
while thou art drinking, not now, when the night is
far spent, that thou shouldst temper thy wine with
water.” Thus derided, Tofano came back
to the door, and finding his ingress barred, began
adjuring her to let him in. Whereupon, changing
the low tone she had hitherto used for one so shrill
that ’twas well-nigh a shriek, she broke out
with:—“By the Holy Rood, tedious drunken
sot that thou art, thou gettest no admittance here
to-night; thy ways are more than I can endure:
’tis time I let all the world know what manner
of man thou art, and at what hour of the night thou
comest home.” Tofano, on his part, now grew
angry, and began loudly to upbraid her; insomuch that
the neighbours, aroused by the noise, got up, men
and women alike, and looked out of the windows, and
asked what was the matter. Whereupon the lady
fell a weeping and saying:—“’Tis
this wicked man, who comes home drunk at even, or
falls asleep in some tavern, and then returns at this
hour. Long and to no purpose have I borne with
him; but ’tis now past endurance, and I have
done him this indignity of locking him out of the house
in the hope that perchance it may cause him to mend
his ways.”
Tofano, on his part, told, dolt that he was, just
what had happened, and was mighty menacing. Whereupon:—“Now
mark,” quoth the lady to the neighbours, “the
sort of man he is! What would you say if I were,
as he is, in the street, and he were in the house,
as I am? God’s faith, I doubt you would
believe what he said. Hereby you may gauge his
sense. He tells you that I have done just what,
I doubt not, he has done himself. He thought
to terrify me by throwing I know not what into the
well, wherein would to God he had thrown himself indeed,
and drowned himself, whereby the wine of which he
has taken more than enough, had been watered to some
purpose!” The neighbours, men and women alike,
now with one accord gave tongue, censuring Tofano,
throwing all the blame upon him, and answering what
he alleged against the lady with loud recrimination;
and in short the bruit, passing from neighbour to neighbour,
reached at last the ears of the lady’s kinsfolk;
who hied them to the spot, and being apprised of the
affair from this, that and the other of the neighbours,
laid hands on Tofano, and beat him till he was black
and blue from head to foot. Which done, they
entered his house, stripped it of all that belonged
to the lady, and took her home with them, bidding Tofano
look for worse to come. Thus hard bested, and
ruing the plight in which his jealousy had landed
him, Tofano, who loved his wife with all his heart,