clothes, and to be quite the trim gallant, and to
compose songs and sonnets and ballades, and to sing
them, and to make a brave shew in all else that pertained
to his new character. But why enlarge upon our
Fra Rinaldo, of whom we speak? what friars are there
that do not the like? Ah! opprobrium of a corrupt
world! Sleek-faced and sanguine, daintily clad,
dainty in all their accessories, they ruffle it shamelessly
before the eyes of all, shewing not as doves but as
insolent cocks with raised crest and swelling bosom,
and, what is worse (to say nought of the vases full
of electuaries and unguents, the boxes packed with
divers comfits, the pitchers and phials of artificial
waters, and oils, the flagons brimming with Malmsey
and Greek and other wines of finest quality, with
which their cells are so packed that they shew not
as the cells of friars, but rather as apothecaries’
or perfumers’ shops), they blush not to be known
to be gouty, flattering themselves that other folk
wot not that long fasts and many of them, and coarse
fare and little of it, and sober living, make men lean
and thin and for the most part healthy; or if any
malady come thereof, at any rate ’tis not the
gout, the wonted remedy for which is chastity and all
beside that belongs to the regimen of a humble friar.
They flatter themselves, too, that others wot not
that over and above the meagre diet, long vigils and
orisons and strict discipline ought to mortify men
and make them pale, and that neither St. Dominic nor
St. Francis went clad in stuff dyed in grain or any
other goodly garb, but in coarse woollen habits innocent
of the dyer’s art, made to keep out the cold,
and not for shew. To which matters ’twere
well God had a care, no less than to the souls of
the simple folk by whom our friars are nourished.
Fra Rinaldo, then, being come back to his first affections,
took to visiting his gossip very frequently; and gaining
confidence, began with more insistence than before
to solicit her to that which he craved of her.
So, being much urged, the good lady, to whom Fra Rinaldo,
perhaps, seemed now more handsome than of yore, had
recourse one day, when she felt herself unusually
hard pressed by him, to the common expedient of all
that would fain concede what is asked of them, and
said:—“Oh! but Fra Rinaldo, do friars
then do this sort of thing?” “Madam,”
replied Fra Rinaldo, “when I divest myself of
this habit, which I shall do easily enough, you will
see that I am a man furnished as other men, and no
friar.” Whereto with a truly comical air
the lady made answer:—“Alas! woe’s
me! you are my child’s godfather: how might
it be? nay, but ’twere a very great mischief;
and many a time I have heard that ’tis a most
heinous sin; and without a doubt, were it not so, I
would do as you wish.” “If,”
said Fra Rinaldo, “you forego it for such a scruple
as this, you are a fool for your pains. I say
not that ’tis no sin; but there is no sin so
great but God pardons it, if one repent. Now tell