not to come, for you would assuredly do yourself a
mischief, and us no good at all.” Quoth
then the doctor:—“You know me not
as yet; ’tis perchance because I wear the gloves
and the long robe that you misdoubt me. Ah! did
you but know what feats I have done in times past
at Bologna, when I used to go after the women with
my comrades, you would be lost in amazement.
God’s faith! on one of those nights there was
one of them, a poor sickly creature she was too, and
stood not a cubit in height, who would not come with
us; so first I treated her to many a good cuff, and
then I took her up by main force, and carried her
well-nigh as far as a cross-bow will send a bolt, and
so caused her, willy-nilly, come with us. And
on another occasion I mind me that, having none other
with me but my servant, a little after the hour of
Ave Maria, I passed beside the cemetery of the Friars
Minors, and, though that very day a woman had been
there interred, I had no fear at all. So on this
score you may make your minds easy; for indeed I am
a man of exceeding great courage and prowess.
And to appear before you with due dignity, I will
don my scarlet gown, in which I took my doctor’s
degree, and it remains to be seen if the company will
not give me a hearty welcome, and make me captain
out of hand. Let me once be there, and you will
see how things will go; else how is it that this countess,
that has not yet seen me, is already so enamoured
of me that she is minded to make me a Knight of the
Bath? And whether I shall find knighthood agreeable,
or know how to support the dignity well or ill, leave
that to me.” Whereupon:—“Well
said, excellent well said,” quoth Buffalmacco:
“but look to it you disappoint us not, either
by not coming or by not being found, when we send
for you; and this I say, because ’tis cold weather,
and you medical gentlemen take great care of your health.”
“God forbid,” replied the doctor, “I
am none of your chilly folk; I fear not the cold:
’tis seldom indeed, when I leave my bed a nights,
to answer the call of nature, as one must at times,
that I do more than throw a pelisse over my doublet;
so rest assured that I shall be there.”
So they parted; and towards nightfall the Master found
a pretext for leaving his wife, and privily got out
his fine gown, which in due time he donned, and so
hied him to the tombs, and having perched himself on
one of them, huddled himself together, for ’twas
mighty cold, to await the coming of the beast.
Meanwhile Buffalmacco, who was a tall man and strong,
provided himself with one of those dominos that were
wont to be worn in certain revels which are now gone
out of fashion; and enveloped in a black pelisse turned
inside out, shewed like a bear, save that the domino
had the face of a devil, and was furnished with horns:
in which guise, Bruno following close behind to see
the sport, he hied him to the piazza of Santa Maria
Novella. And no sooner wist he that the Master
was on the tomb, than he fell a careering in a most