and many another detail quite foreign to the appearance
of a man of birth and breeding, of which that which
he deemed most notable was a pair of breeches, which,
as he saw (for the judge’s outer garments being
none too ample were open in front, as he sate), reached
half-way down his legs. By which sight his mind
was presently diverted from the friend whom he came
there to seek; and forth he hied him in quest of other
two of his comrades, the one Ribi, the other Matteuzzo
by name, fellows both of them not a whit less jolly
than Maso himself; and having found them, he said
to them:—“An you love me, come with
me to the court, and I will shew you the queerest
scarecrow that ever you saw.” So the two
men hied them with him to the court; and there he pointed
out to them the judge and his breeches. What
they saw from a distance served to set them laughing:
then drawing nearer to the dais on which Master Judge
was seated, they observed that ’twas easy enough
to get under the dais, and moreover that the plank,
on which the judge’s feet rested, was broken,
so that there was plenty of room for the passage of
a hand and arm. Whereupon quoth Maso to his comrades:—“’Twere
a very easy matter to pull these breeches right down:
wherefore I propose that we do so.” Each
of the men had marked how it might be done; and so,
having concerted both what they should do and what
they should say, they came to the court again next
morning; and, the court being crowded, Matteuzzo, observed
by never a soul, slipped beneath the dais, and posted
himself right under the spot where the judge’s
feet rested, while the other two men took their stand
on either side of the judge, each laying hold of the
hem of his robe. Then:—“Sir,
sir, I pray you for God’s sake,” began
Maso, “that, before the pilfering rascal that
is there beside you can make off, you constrain him
to give me back a pair of jack boots that he has stolen
from me, which theft he still denies, though ’tis
not a month since I saw him getting them resoled.”
Meanwhile Ribi, at the top of his voice, shouted:—“Believe
him not, Sir, the scurvy knave! ’Tis but
that he knows that I am come to demand restitution
of a valise that he has stolen from me that he now
for the first time trumps up this story about a pair
of jack boots that I have had in my house down to
the last day or two; and if you doubt what I say,
I can bring as witness Trecca, my neighbour, and Grassa,
the tripe-woman, and one that goes about gathering
the sweepings of Santa Maria a Verzaia, who saw him
when he was on his way back from the farm.”
But shout as he might, Maso was still even with him,
nor for all that did Ribi bate a jot of his clamour.
And while the judge stood, bending now towards the
one, now towards the other, the better to hear them,
Matteuzzo seized his opportunity, and thrusting his
hand through the hole in the plank caught hold of
the judge’s breeches, and tugged at them amain.
Whereby down they came straightway, for the judge was