or Naldino, do not forget to tell them to send me those
thongs for my flails.” “It shall
be done,” quoth Bentivegna, and jogged on towards
Florence, while the priest, thinking that now was his
time to hie him to Belcolore and try his fortune,
put his best leg forward, and stayed not till he was
at the house, which entering, he said:—“God
be gracious to us! Who is within?” Belcolore,
who was up in the loft, made answer:—“Welcome,
Sir; but what dost thou, gadding about in the heat?”
“Why, as I hope for God’s blessing,”
quoth he, “I am just come to stay with thee
a while, having met thy husband on his way to town.”
Whereupon down came Belcolore, took a seat, and began
sifting cabbage-seed that her husband had lately threshed.
By and by the priest began:—“So, Belcolore,
wilt thou keep me ever a dying thus?” Whereat
Belcolore tittered, and said:—“Why,
what is’t I do to you?” “Truly, nothing
at all,” replied the priest: “but
thou sufferest me not to do to thee that which I had
lief, and which God commands.” “Now
away with you!” returned Belcolore, “do
priests do that sort of thing?” “Indeed
we do,” quoth the priest, “and to better
purpose than others: why not? I tell you
our grinding is far better; and wouldst thou know
why? ’tis because ’tis intermittent.
And in truth ’twill be well worth thy while
to keep thine own counsel, and let me do it.”
“Worth my while!” ejaculated Belcolore.
“How may that be? There is never a one
of you but would overreach the very Devil.” “’Tis
not for me to say,” returned the priest; “say
but what thou wouldst have: shall it be a pair
of dainty shoes? Or wouldst thou prefer a fillet?
Or perchance a gay riband? What’s thy will?”
“Marry, no lack have I,” quoth Belcolore,
“of such things as these. But, if you wish
me so well, why do me not a service? and I would then
be at your command.” “Name but the
service,” returned the priest, “and gladly
will I do it.” Quoth then Belcolore:—“On
Saturday I have to go to Florence to deliver some wool
that I have spun, and to get my spinning-wheel put
in order: lend me but five pounds—I
know you have them—and I will redeem my
perse petticoat from the pawnshop, and also the girdle
that I wear on saints’ days, and that I had
when I was married—you see that without
them I cannot go to church or anywhere else, and then
I will do just as you wish thenceforth and forever.”
Whereupon:—“So God give me a good
year,” quoth he, “as I have not the money
with me: but never fear that I will see that thou
hast it before Saturday with all the pleasure in life.”
“Ay, ay,” rejoined Belcolore, “you
all make great promises, but then you never keep them.
Think you to serve me as you served Biliuzza, whom
you left in the lurch at last? God’s faith,
you do not so. To think that she turned woman
of the world just for that! If you have not the
money with you, why, go and get it.” “Prithee,”
returned the priest, “send me not home just now.
For, seest thou, ’tis the very nick of time