sayst; but, on the other hand, I know that my lord
is not a little wise and wary, and, as he has committed
all his affairs to my charge, I sorely misdoubt me
that ’tis with his approbation, and by his advice,
and but to prove me, that Lydia does this: wherefore
let her do three things which I shall demand of her
for my assurance, and then there is nought that she
shall crave of me, but I will certainly render her
prompt obedience. Which three things are these:—first,
let her in Nicostratus’ presence kill his fine
sparrow-hawk: then she must send me a lock of
Nicostratus’ beard, and lastly one of his best
teeth.” Hard seemed these terms to Lusca,
and hard beyond measure to the lady, but Love, that
great fautor of enterprise, and master of stratagem,
gave her resolution to address herself to their performance:
wherefore through the chambermaid she sent him word
that what he required of her she would do, and that
without either reservation or delay; and therewithal
she told him, that, as he deemed Nicostratus so wise,
she would contrive that they should enjoy one another
in Nicostratus’ presence, and that Nicostratus
should believe that ’twas a mere show.
Pyrrhus, therefore, anxiously expected what the lady
would do. Some days thus passed, and then Nicostratus
gave a great breakfast, as was his frequent wont,
to certain gentlemen, and when the tables were removed,
the lady, robed in green samite, and richly adorned,
came forth of her chamber into the hall wherein they
sate, and before the eyes of Pyrrhus and all the rest
of the company hied her to the perch, on which stood
the sparrow-hawk that Nicostratus so much prized, and
loosed him, and, as if she were minded to carry him
on her hand, took him by the jesses and dashed him
against the wall so that he died. Whereupon:—“Alas!
my lady, what hast thou done?” exclaimed Nicostratus:
but she vouchsafed no answer, save that, turning to
the gentlemen that had sate at meat with him, she
said:—“My lords, ill fitted were I
to take vengeance on a king that had done me despite,
if I lacked the courage to be avenged on a sparrow-hawk.
You are to know that by this bird I have long been
cheated of all the time that ought to be devoted by
gentlemen to pleasuring their ladies; for with the
first streaks of dawn Nicostratus has been up and
got him to horse, and hawk on hand hied him to the
champaign to see him fly, leaving me, such as you see
me, alone and ill content abed. For which cause
I have oftentimes been minded to do that which I have
now done, and have only refrained therefrom, that,
biding my time, I might do it in the presence of men
that should judge my cause justly, as I trust you
will do.” Which hearing, the gentlemen,
who deemed her affections no less fixed on Nicostratus
than her words imported, broke with one accord into
a laugh, and turning to Nicostratus, who was sore
displeased, fell a saying:—“Now well
done of the lady to avenge her wrongs by the death
of the sparrow-hawk!” and so, the lady being
withdrawn to her chamber, they passed the affair off
with divers pleasantries, turning the wrath of Nicostratus
to laughter.