luck! you gave me to wife, a merchant, as he calls
himself, and as such would fain have credit, and who
ought to be more temperate than a religious, and more
continent than a girl, lets scarce an evening pass
but he goes a boozing in the taverns, and consorting
with this or the other woman of the town; and ’tis
for me to await his return until midnight or sometimes
until matins, even as you now find me. I doubt
not that, being thoroughly well drunk, he got him to
bed with one of these wantons, and, awaking, found
the pack-thread on her foot, and afterwards did actually
perform all these brave exploits of which he speaks,
and in the end came back to her, and beat her, and
cut her hair off, and being not yet quite recovered
from his debauch, believed, and, I doubt not, still
believes, that ’twas I that he thus treated;
and if you will but scan his face closely, you will
see that he is still half drunk. But, whatever
he may have said about me, I would have you account
it as nothing more than the disordered speech of a
tipsy man; and forgive him as I do.” Whereupon
the lady’s mother raised no small outcry, saying:—“By
the Holy Rood, my daughter, this may not be! A
daughter, such as thou, to be mated with one so unworthy
of thee! The pestilent, insensate cur should
be slain on the spot! A pretty state of things,
indeed! Why, he might have picked thee up from
the gutter! Now foul fall him! but thou shalt
no more be vexed with the tedious drivel of a petty
dealer in ass’s dung, some blackguard, belike,
that came hither from the country because he was dismissed
the service of some petty squire, clad in romagnole,
with belfry-breeches, and a pen in his arse, and for
that he has a few pence, must needs have a gentleman’s
daughter and a fine lady to wife, and set up a coat
of arms, and say:—’I am of the such
and such,’ and ‘my ancestors did thus and
thus.’ Ah! had my sons but followed my
advice! Thy honour were safe in the house of the
Counts Guidi, where they might have bestowed thee,
though thou hadst but a morsel of bread to thy dowry:
but they must needs give thee to this rare treasure,
who, though better daughter and more chaste there is
none than thou in Florence, has not blushed this very
midnight and in our presence to call thee a strumpet,
as if we knew thee not. God’s faith! so
I were hearkened to, he should shrewdly smart for
it.” Then, turning to her sons, she said:—“My
sons, I told you plainly enough that this ought not
to be. Now, have you heard how your worthy brother-in-law
treats your sister? Petty twopenny trader that
he is: were it for me to act, as it is for you,
after what he has said of her and done to her, nought
would satisfy or appease me, till I had rid the earth
of him. And were I a man, who am but a woman,
none, other but myself should meddle with the affair.
God’s curse upon him, the woeful, shameless sot!”
Whereupon the young men, incensed by what they had
seen and heard, turned to Arriguccio, and after giving