whereas Arriguccio had averred that he had pummelled
her all over: wherefore their first impression
was one of wonder, and refraining the vehemence of
their wrath, they asked her what might be the truth
of the matter which Arriguccio laid to her charge,
and threatened her with direful consequences, if she
should conceal aught. Whereto the lady:—“What
you would have me tell you,” quoth she, “or
what Arriguccio may have laid to my charge, that know
not I.” Arriguccio could but gaze upon
her, as one that had taken leave of his wits, calling
to mind how he had pummelled her about the face times
without number, and scratched it for her, and mishandled
her in all manner of ways, and there he now saw her
with no trace of aught of it all upon her. However,
to make a long story short, the lady’s brothers
told her what Arriguccio had told them touching the
pack-thread and the beating and all the rest of it.
Whereupon the lady turned to him with:—“Alas,
my husband, what is this that I hear? Why givest
thou me, to thy own great shame, the reputation of
a lewd woman, when such I am not, and thyself the
reputation of a wicked and cruel man, which thou art
not? Wast thou ever to-night, I say not in my
company, but so much as in the house until now?
Or when didst thou beat me? For my part I mind
me not of it.” Arriguccio began:—“How
sayst thou, lewd woman? Did we not go to bed together?
Did I not come back, after chasing thy lover?
Did I not give thee bruises not a few, and cut thy
hair for thee?” But the lady interrupted him,
saying:—“Nay, thou didst not lie here
to-night. But leave we this, of which my true
words are my sole witness, and pass we to this of the
beating thou sayst thou gavest me, and how thou didst
cut my hair. Never a beating had I from thee,
and I bid all that are here, and thee among them,
look at me, and say if I have any trace of a beating
on my person; nor should I advise thee to dare lay
hand upon me; for, by the Holy Rood, I would spoil
thy beauty for thee. Nor didst thou cut my hair,
for aught that I saw or felt: however, thou didst
it, perchance, on such wise that I was not ware thereof:
so let me see whether ’tis cut or no.”
Then, unveiling herself, she shewed that her hair
was uncut and entire. Wherefore her brothers
and mother now turned to Arriguccio with:—“What
means this, Arriguccio? This accords not with
what thou gavest us to understand thou hadst done;
nor know we how thou wilt prove the residue.”
Arriguccio was lost, as it were, in a dream, and yet he would fain have spoken; but, seeing that what he had thought to prove was otherwise, he essayed no reply. So the lady turning to her brothers:—“I see,” quoth she, “what he would have: he will not be satisfied unless I do what I never would otherwise have done, to wit, give you to know what a pitiful caitiff he is; as now I shall not fail to do. I make no manner of doubt that, as he has said, even so it befell, and so he did. How, you shall hear. This worthy man, to whom, worse