‘What’s the dog like?’ I asked.
’Ah, that is comforting of you! Most men walk through ’em to show me they aren’t real. As if I didn’t know! But you’re different. Anybody could see that with half an eye.’ He stiffened and pointed. ’Damn it all! The dog sees it too with half an—Why, he knows you! Knows you perfectly. D’you know him?’
‘How can I tell if he isn’t real?’ I insisted.
’But you can! You’re all right. I saw that from the first. Don’t go back on me now or I shall go to pieces like the Drummond Castle. I beg your pardon, old man; but, you see, you do know the dog. I’ll prove it. What’s that dog doing? Come on! You know.’ A tremor shook him, and he put his hand on my knee, and whispered with great meaning: ’I’ll letter or halve it with you. There! You begin.’
‘S,’ said I to humour him, for a dog would most likely be standing or sitting, or may be scratching or sniffling or staring.
‘Q,’ he went on, and I could feel the heat of his shaking hand.
‘U,’ said I. There was no other letter possible; but I was shaking too.
‘I.’
‘N.’
‘T-i-n-g,’ he ran out. ’There! That proves it. I knew you knew him. You don’t know what a relief that is. Between ourselves, old man, he—he’s been turning up lately a—a damn sight more often than I cared for. And a squinting dog—a dog that squints! I mean that’s a bit too much. Eh? What?’ He gulped and half rose, and I thought that the full tide of delirium would be on him in another sentence.
‘Not a bit of it,’ I said as a last chance, with my hand over the bellpush. ’Why, you’ve just proved that I know him; so there are two of us in the game, anyhow.’
’By Jove! that is an idea! Of course there are. I knew you’d see me through. We’ll defeat them yet. Hi, pup!... He’s gone. Absolutely disappeared!’ He sighed with relief, and I caught the lucky moment.
‘Good business! I expect he only came to have a look at me,’ I said. ‘Now, get this drink down and turn in to the lower bunk.’
He obeyed, protesting that he could not inconvenience me, and in the midst of apologies sank into a dead sleep. I expected a wakeful night, having a certain amount to think over; but no sooner had I scrambled into the top bunk than sleep came on me like a wave from the other side of the world.
In the morning there were apologies, which we got over at breakfast before our party were about.
’I suppose—after this—well, I don’t blame you. I’m rather a lonely chap, though.’ His eyes lifted dog-like across the table.
‘Shend,’ I replied, ’I’m not running a Sunday school. You’re coming home with me in my car as soon as we land.’
‘That is kind of you—kinder than you think.’
’That’s because you’re a little jumpy still. Now, I don’t want to mix up in your private affairs—’